Quote from: RAT900 on December 23, 2011, 03:43:39 PM
there is a distinction...you can in fact love someone and hate their guts

if you are lucky you can love someone

and also have the pleasure of liking them as well

I have both feelings for my wife
and she got me a KTM for my birthday
and I would just have a simple conversation with her if I wanted something that she was questionable over
if she still didn't feel comfortable with the idea, I'd just drop it

Quote from: ducatiz on December 23, 2011, 03:33:21 PM
my little wife is afraid of having a dog and i like my wife that's about it.

Quote from: lethe on December 23, 2011, 03:47:04 PM
I have both feelings for my wife
and she got me a KTM for my birthday
and I would just have a simple conversation with her if I wanted something that she was questionable over
if she still didn't feel comfortable with the idea, I'd just drop it

This^

Take her on a date.  To the dog park.  Tell her why so she doesn't feel like she's been ambushed and if she is still afraid get a gold fish, or start on that shed.

Tell Mrs Ducatiz that a dog is better than you because

Dogs always think you're smart and don't make fun of your shortcomings

Dogs are willing to sleep on a rug and fetch on command

Dogs spend less time worrying about hair loss

Old buddies don't show up on doorstep unexpectedly

Dogs are utterly disinterested in professional sports

Your parents find them easier to like

Dogs are rarely jealous of your former boyfriends

Dogs are willing to hold your purse in public

Unlikely to roll over and lose consciousness immediately following intense play

Dogs don't complain when you want to go for a walk

Dogs are willing to eat anything you put on their plate and will always want more

Dogs tend to bath themselves daily, men must be encouraged to do so

You can put a dog in a crate when you don't feel like having it around

Dogs expect to go outside on leashes... men think they can do everything on their own

Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

Dogs miss you when you're gone.

You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.

Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.

Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.

Dogs don't criticize your friends.

Dogs admit when they're jealous.

Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).

Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together.

Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.

You can train a dog.

Dogs are easy to buy for.

Dogs are good with kids.

Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.

You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.

Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.

The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.
(OK. The *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)

Dogs understand what NO means.

Dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization.

Dogs don't make a practice of killing their own species.

Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.

Dogs do not read at the table.

You can house train a dog.

You can force a dog to take a bath.

Dogs don't correct your stories.

Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.

Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.

Dogs aren't threatened by two women with short hair.

Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.

Dogs love to dance

Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.

Dogs admit it when they're lost.

Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.

Dogs look at your eyes.

Dogs like your size.

Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.

Dogs take care of their own needs.

Dogs are color blind.

Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.

Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

Dogs are nice to your relatives.

Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them.

Dogs don't care how you dress.

Men write shorter lists 

I'm outing garryc as a dog masquerading as a person

Quote from: RAT900 on December 23, 2011, 03:43:39 PM
there is a distinction...you can in fact love someone and hate their guts

if you are lucky you can love someone

and also have the pleasure of liking them as well

exactly.

Quote from: lethe on December 23, 2011, 05:13:16 PM
Men write shorter lists 

I'm outing garryc as a dog masquerading as a person

if that's garry from NSW then he's a mate..

My little wife is afraid of me having motorcycles, I have two..... but she'd be much happier if they were dogs 

Quote from: ducatiz on December 23, 2011, 03:33:21 PMmy little wife is afraid of having a dog and i like my wife that's about it.

Your little wife doesnt object (AFAIK) to you have having an impressive collection of motorcycles.  Maybe quit while you're ahead  .

Quote from: ungeheuer on December 23, 2011, 08:08:04 PM
My little wife is afraid of me having motorcycles, I have two..... but she'd be much happier if they were dogs 
Your little wife doesnt object (AFAIK) to you have having an impressive collection of motorcycles.  Maybe quit while you're ahead  .

Queen - I Want It All

fixed, don't know why it wouldn't work..

Quote from: ducatiz on December 23, 2011, 08:17:06 PM
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DgfLD-7bCtME&v=gfLD-7bCtME&gl=US

Quote from: ducatiz on December 23, 2011, 08:17:06 PM
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DgfLD-7bCtME&v=gfLD-7bCtME&gl=US

No work

Quote from: ducpainter on December 23, 2011, 01:39:45 PM
I think you should take off your skirt and get the damn dog

I would like a dog 

Quote from: T on December 24, 2011, 07:02:27 AM

I would like a dog 

Really?

After the last dog you had?

Really?

Quote from: Two dogs on December 23, 2011, 12:57:19 PM
Try this , it worked for a mate who wanted another Duc.

Mooch around acting depressed for a week or so.
When she finally asks you what is wrong , tell her your really unhappy
as you feel your getting older and have not
accomplished all you thought you wanted to do with your life.

When she asks "so what do you want honey "
Well there are two things I really want to try,

first learn to train my own dog
the other anal sex.


What color dog do you want honey 

   

Quote from: ducatiz on December 23, 2011, 08:29:49 AM
who said she doesn't like dogs?

i said she was never around them much and isn't sure.

Quote from: ducatiz on December 23, 2011, 03:33:21 PM
my little wife is afraid of having a dog and i like my wife that's about it.

I think it'd help if you have a *series* of dates with known dogs (not just the dog park). 

Are your family with the terriers close by? Or any friends who have *gentle* dogs that you and your wife could walk & play with on a regular basis, with the hope that *over time* she gets more comfortable with dogs?

Or if no one close enough has gentle dogs, I'd check your local shelters and see if she could spend some time with older, gentle, small dogs.  Worked with a friend of mine and his fiancee, they ended up with one and then two (don't laugh) pomeranians that are old, sweet, gentle, and completely non threatening.




p.s. you guys are hilarious....killer whale + seal hybrid, dog vs anal, pony plug

we do our level best to give a peer in need a helping hand 

Quote from: ducatiz on December 23, 2011, 03:33:21 PM
my little wife is afraid of having a dog and i like my wife that's about it.

Is she specifically afraid of having a Staffordshire Terrier, or is she afraid of having a dog in general?  If it's the breed, maybe you could compromise.