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Started by ducatiz, December 22, 2011, 07:10:33 AM

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Slide Panda

#105
December 29, 2011, 05:47:50 AM
I bet those drool blobs get some good velocity coming off there once all the jowls get up to their top oscillation  speeds.

I'm a +1 for the mutt. My dog Marley has been great. Personality and health. He's going on 13 now and has only been to the vet once, outside of regular checkups. He doesn't get sick and he's aging better than Jack LaLane.
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

MikeZ

#106
December 29, 2011, 05:50:07 AM
My American Mastiff would have drool on the floor and ceiling and everywhere between and it was more like glue once it dried. 
'03 M1000Sie (in need of a bath), '71 Honda CB500 (the Project), '10 Tiger (the tourer)

ducatiz

#107
December 29, 2011, 06:17:36 AM
Quote from: IZ on December 29, 2011, 02:02:50 AM
Carolina Dog..aka..American Dingo?!

Jindo?!  If you're going Korean 'tiz..get a Korean Mastiff!  



Jeeebus, that face.   It just looks like a bowl of brown kimchee.

No thanks, no droolers for me.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

RAT900

#108
December 29, 2011, 06:31:53 AM
Quote from: MikeZ on December 29, 2011, 05:50:07 AM
My American Mastiff would have drool on the floor and ceiling and everywhere between and it was more like glue once it dried. 

Our corso has every damn house we own or visit

look like there was a condom-less orgy

culminating in a spooge distance-tossing contest held for a month in it
This is an insult to the Pez community

Monsterlover

#109
December 29, 2011, 07:20:52 AM
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducatiz

#110
December 29, 2011, 07:22:52 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on December 29, 2011, 06:31:53 AM
Our corso has every damn house we own or visit

look like there was a condom-less orgy

culminating in a spooge distance-tossing contest held for a month in it

why do you blame this on the dog?
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

AJ

#111
December 29, 2011, 07:27:19 AM
 [laugh]  [laugh]  [laugh]
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.

RAT900

#112
December 29, 2011, 07:39:33 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on December 29, 2011, 07:22:52 AM
why do you blame this on the dog?

it is a great cover story  

like rancid farts....blame the dog [laugh]
This is an insult to the Pez community

Travman

#113
December 29, 2011, 11:39:04 AM
 [laugh] I rarely LOL over something read on the Internet, but that did it.

elyse

#114
December 29, 2011, 03:10:30 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on December 27, 2011, 02:11:36 PM
The only other dogs I like are the Jindo and the Carolina Dog.  I think I'm pretty set on a Staffie though.
i have 2 staffies..well, 1.5 actually because one of them is half staffie & half husky-ish (mutt & husky mix) :)

but i love them immensely, they are great family dogs...hurry up & convince her already sheesh!!
says elyse :)

pure. adrenaline. *snort* heh heh weeeeee!

lethe

#115
December 29, 2011, 04:59:37 PM
My wife's daughter has two Staffies, both originally from bad homes.
It took each awhile to get "normal" but now they're great dogs and even let her kids climb all over them.

My American Pit/Akita is just a lovable dumbass.
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

ducatiz

#116
December 30, 2011, 06:51:21 AM
Quote from: 10DaysTilMyBirthday!! :D :D on December 29, 2011, 03:10:30 PM
i have 2 staffies..well, 1.5 actually because one of them is half staffie & half husky-ish (mutt & husky mix) :)

but i love them immensely, they are great family dogs...hurry up & convince her already sheesh!!

so the update is that as soon as i open my new (law) office, I can get the dog -- mainly because i will take the dog with me to work everyday, which is fine with me.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

RAT900

#117
December 30, 2011, 07:20:22 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on December 30, 2011, 06:51:21 AM
so the update is that as soon as i open my new (law) office, I can get the dog -- mainly because i will take the dog with me to work everyday, which is fine with me.

You should really wait until the pup is at least 6 months old

before you start exposing it to the kind of environment you work in
This is an insult to the Pez community

AJ

#118
December 30, 2011, 07:36:21 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on December 30, 2011, 06:51:21 AM
so the update is that as soon as i open my new (law) office, I can get the dog -- mainly because i will take the dog with me to work everyday, which is fine with me.

[thumbsup]
And once you get your dog, you will post pics of it here, yes??
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.

ducatiz

#119
December 30, 2011, 08:05:21 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on December 30, 2011, 07:20:22 AM
You should really wait until the pup is at least 6 months old

before you start exposing it to the kind of environment you work in

is that a serious rec?  i have a pretty laid back office.  pup would get lots of attention and walked several times a day..

Quote from: AJ on December 30, 2011, 07:36:21 AM
[thumbsup]
And once you get your dog, you will post pics of it here, yes??

u and your pix!
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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