Im going this year with one more in tow.  If you'd like to come let me know.  Did you know you can rent cruisers? 
Been once and it rocked plus UnionJill can probably call ahead and tell the cops to leave us alone. 

are you f'n kidding me.  just like every other hardly rider "lets tow our bikes up there and cruise from bar to bar, and let everyone think we rode up"  come on man.

I have already ordered my leather vest.  I must have spent 5 hours on the internetz today ordering patches.

I saved some coin picking up a Doberman choke collar for my chrome shoulder chain at Pet Smart instead of getting it from the harliey shop. I may have to file it down some though, it pokes the crap out of me when I tighten it up.

got the overgrowth unmanicured beard growing now. i have been practicing riding as slow as possible while also smoking a cigarette. plus i mounted a cup holder on my bike for my beer. then i was gonna go to venezuela so i could get a case of the itchy crotch (like those from there) so i could walk around scratching myself and fit right in.

I'm riding pregnant dog.  Insert flipping off

Quote from: muskrat on January 05, 2012, 07:08:00 AM
I'm riding pregnant dog.  Insert flipping off

You are riding pregnant dog?  Going to be sitting behind some Neanderthal wearing assless chaps?

Tough crowd today... 

Quote from: zach on January 05, 2012, 07:11:16 AM
You are riding pregnant dog?  Going to be sitting behind some Neanderthal wearing assless chaps?

i always pictured him as the "receiver"

Quote from: calscrazy on January 05, 2012, 08:23:16 AM
i always pictured him as the "receiver"

+1 dont forget to leave the wife at home, she is too pretty to be a hardly old lady you need one with a couple missing teeth, tits to her knees and doesnt mind showing them, oh and weighs more than you.

Quote from: muskrat on January 04, 2012, 08:35:50 PM
Im going this year with one more in tow.  If you'd like to come let me know.  Did you know you can rent cruisers? 
Been once and it rocked plus UnionJill can probably call ahead and tell the cops to leave us alone. 

Last I heard my detective friend was let go from the PD as well as divorced with one misguided action a few years back.

But I think you don't have to worry about the cops; there are others that might be more "interested" in you given the tone of this thread. 

I'm having a tough day at work.  This thread is making it better.   

if you would WORK instead of looking at the board it might not be such a bad day.

 
So much hatred and envy from Napoleon and Mussolini. 

First off this is a GUY ONLY trip and secondly both of you are too old and hemorroidal.  I don't think there's enough preparation H to last you both on such an epic trip.   

Quote from: muskrat on January 05, 2012, 09:04:17 PM
First off this is a GUY ONLY trip

Oh now i know, so you can pick up a whale like I said earlier,

Quote from: LYD on January 05, 2012, 10:26:17 AM
you need one with a couple missing teeth, tits to her knees and doesnt mind showing them, oh and weighs more than you.

okay we wont tell your wife.  your secret is safe with us.

Wasn't it you who said missing teeth...................?