Quote from: SacDuc on July 03, 2008, 12:48:35 PM
I wish I could do a little dance, make a little love and get down tonight.

Granted... but when you wake in the morning.. you find that it was with your grandmother.


I wish I was a sponsored and championship winning MotoGP Ducati rider.  

Quote from: bobspapa on July 03, 2008, 12:52:49 PM
granted.... I want to make sure ya get that out of your system before tomorrow night

I wish I liked warm coors lights

okie... you like warm coors light, and the fridge is filled with ice cold corona's and pre-sliced lime wedges that fit perfectly into the bottle neck...

i wish i could leave work right now

Quote from: DuCaTiNi on July 03, 2008, 12:56:02 PM
okie... you like warm coors light, and the fridge is filled with ice cold corona's and pre-sliced lime wedges that fit perfectly into the bottle neck...

i wish i could leave work right now

You can. You'll just get fired. And hit by a bus. And attacked by rabid badgers.

I wish I may I wish I might wish upon a star tonight.

sac

Quote from: SacDuc on July 03, 2008, 12:58:34 PM

You can. You'll just get fired. And hit by a bus. And attacked by rabid badgers.

I wish I may I wish I might wish upon a star tonight.

sac

granted... and that star is Larry Storch. he don't smell so good.


I wish I could go to lunch

Quote from: bobspapa on July 03, 2008, 01:00:10 PM
granted... and that star is Larry Storch. he don't smell so good.


I wish I could go to lunch

go already... but you mistakenly ate gluten, and now have a tummy ache

i wish i was a can-can dancer

Quote from: DuCaTiNi on July 03, 2008, 01:01:48 PM
go already... but you mistakenly ate gluten, and now have a tummy ache

i wish i was a can-can dancer

Granted... but you end up dancing with tin cans as a hobo under a bridge.


I wish I was an Oscer Meyer wiener.

Granted.... but you actually become Oscar the Grouches weiner


I wish I had lobster claws for hands

Quote from: bobspapa on July 03, 2008, 01:06:17 PM
Granted.... but you actually become Oscar the Grouches weiner


I wish I had lobster claws for hands

After sitting the hot tub a little too long the sweet taste of your own hands over powers you and you eat them. Nice job there Stubby.

I wish I  . . .  oooooooh . . . could stop  . . . OOOOOOOOOOOOH . . . complulsively masturbating . . . aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

sac

Quote from: SacDuc on July 03, 2008, 01:10:38 PM

After sitting the hot tub a little too long the sweet taste of your own hands over powers you and you eat them. Nice job there Stubby.

Quote from: SacDuc on July 03, 2008, 01:10:38 PM

I wish I  . . .  oooooooh . . . could stop  . . . OOOOOOOOOOOOH . . . complulsively masturbating . . . aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

sac

You stop when it falls off from over usage.

I wish I had Angelina Joli in bed with me!!

Quote from: ryandalling on July 03, 2008, 01:35:32 PM
You stop when it falls off from over usage.

I wish I had Angelina Joli in bed with me!!

granted.... but you are only there to dispose of the placentas and cut the cords

I wish I could pilot a helicopter

Quote from: bobspapa on July 03, 2008, 01:38:14 PM
granted.... but you are only there to dispose of the placentas and cut the cords

I wish I could pilot a helicopter

And you will. Once.

I wish I had a little rabbit who I would hug and squeeze and pet and would call him George.

sac

Quote from: SacDuc on July 03, 2008, 01:40:54 PMI wish I had a little rabbit who I would hug and squeeze and pet and would call him George.

I wish I weren't sitting in an office.

Quote from: x136 on July 03, 2008, 02:01:35 PM

You sir, are so full of AWESOME you are the AWESOMEST guy in AWESOME land!   

Quote from: x136 on July 03, 2008, 02:01:35 PM
I wish I weren't sitting in an office.

Granted. Instead your sitting in an orifice. Michael Moore's orifice.

I wish my gf's butt was bigger.