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Started by Kaveh, May 16, 2008, 11:00:15 PM

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Pip

#135
January 06, 2012, 04:23:41 PM
Couple hour self-ban for being generationally uninformed about euphemisms.
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

ducpainter

#136
January 06, 2012, 04:30:26 PM
Quote from: The Married Pip on January 06, 2012, 04:23:41 PM
Couple hour self-ban for being generationally uninformed about euphemisms.
unnecessary...

not your fault you're young. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


DRKWNG

#137
January 06, 2012, 04:35:15 PM
Quote from: The Married Pip on January 06, 2012, 04:23:41 PM
Couple hour self-ban for being generationally uninformed about euphemisms.

Because you're a dik dik in love?
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

ducpainter

#138
January 06, 2012, 04:40:14 PM
Quote from: DRKWNG on January 06, 2012, 04:35:15 PM
Because you're a dik dik in love?
Don thin so Looocie...
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


lethe

#139
January 06, 2012, 04:43:42 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on January 06, 2012, 04:40:14 PM
Don thin so Looocie...
does chocolate enhance the experience?
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ducpainter

#140
January 06, 2012, 05:05:21 PM
Dunno
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


LMT

#141
January 08, 2012, 05:19:30 PM
Here. Just dissed jesus. and tim tebow.

ducpainter

#142
January 08, 2012, 05:31:02 PM
What did Matador do?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


muskrat

#143
January 08, 2012, 08:52:56 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on January 08, 2012, 05:31:02 PM
What did Matador do?
a better question is what he has not done.
Can we thin the gene pool? 

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Stella

#144
January 08, 2012, 09:18:16 PM
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on January 08, 2012, 05:19:30 PM
Here. Just dissed jesus. and tim tebow.

You're allowed to diss those two.  Just don't be dissin' me Broncos team.

;)

"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

The Bacon Junkie

#145
January 22, 2012, 06:13:25 PM
It's not nice to tease your elders...

Even if they did come ashore at Plymouth Rock...








[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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zooom

#146
February 07, 2012, 10:45:55 AM
I am putting myself in time out here for this

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54300.msg1023495#new

some people are just douchebags...

and some people just need killin...
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

duccarlos

#147
February 08, 2012, 03:48:02 AM
Quote from: zooom on February 07, 2012, 10:45:55 AM
I am putting myself in time out here for this

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54300.msg1023495#new

some people are just douchebags...

and some people just need killin...

Having a bad day? That time of the month?
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

zooom

#148
February 08, 2012, 04:08:41 AM
Quote from: duccarlos on February 08, 2012, 03:48:02 AM
Having a bad day? That time of the month?

I just get tired of some peoples dumb whiney crap sometimes and I just get a lil frustrated...pair that with the fact that I'd much rather be out riding than at work....but I just don't get much time to do that lately...
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

ducpainter

#149
February 08, 2012, 04:10:14 AM
Quote from: zooom on February 08, 2012, 04:08:41 AM
I just get tired of some peoples dumb whiney crap sometimes and I just get a lil frustrated...<snip>
really?  :P
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


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