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Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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rgramjet

I made the mistake of sitting on a Multistrada S today........I hate the old ones but this thing is awesome........I shouldn't have done that.
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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JoeP

A minivan pulled over to let me pass even though I wasn't tailgating. Because I rock. \m/

Randimus Maximus

Many of you know I travel quite a bit for work.

I think I may have had the closest call to a really bad day on an airplane today.

We are on approach like normal, heading down to the runway, which is nearly in sight, when the pilot brings the nose up and throttles up the engines.

We circle back around and give it another go.

This time, the pilot remembers to put the landing gear down and we land smoothly.

Ddan

Quote from: Randimus Maximus on January 12, 2012, 05:42:09 PM
Many of you know I travel quite a bit for work.

I think I may have had the closest call to a really bad day on an airplane today.

We are on approach like normal, heading down to the runway, which is nearly in sight, when the pilot brings the nose up and throttles up the engines.

We circle back around and give it another go.

This time, the pilot remembers to put the landing gear down and we land smoothly.
Minor details...

Maybe he thought the landing strip was a conveyor belt
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Randimus Maximus

Quote from: Dan on January 12, 2012, 05:43:21 PM
Maybe he thought the landing strip was a conveyor belt

Will it land?

Can open. Worms everywhere!

;D

red baron

Quote from: Dan on January 12, 2012, 05:43:21 PM
Minor details...

Maybe he thought the landing strip was a conveyor belt

[clap]

Oh, sheeet. :o
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TiNi

Quote from: Randimus Maximus on January 12, 2012, 05:42:09 PM
Many of you know I travel quite a bit for work.

I think I may have had the closest call to a really bad day on an airplane today.

We are on approach like normal, heading down to the runway, which is nearly in sight, when the pilot brings the nose up and throttles up the engines.

We circle back around and give it another go.

This time, the pilot remembers to put the landing gear down and we land smoothly.


wow... that's unbelievable.... wtf  >:(


Quote from: Dan on January 12, 2012, 05:43:21 PM
Minor details...

Maybe he thought the landing strip was a conveyor belt

[laugh] [laugh]

RAT900

Quote from: Randimus Maximus on January 12, 2012, 05:42:09 PM
Many of you know I travel quite a bit for work.

I think I may have had the closest call to a really bad day on an airplane today.

We are on approach like normal, heading down to the runway, which is nearly in sight, when the pilot brings the nose up and throttles up the engines.

We circle back around and give it another go.

This time, the pilot remembers to put the landing gear down and we land smoothly.

Guess its hard to hear the landing gear alarm when the pilot's iPod is blasting away in his ears   :o
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The Architect

Quote from: Randimus Maximus on January 12, 2012, 05:42:09 PM
Many of you know I travel quite a bit for work.

I think I may have had the closest call to a really bad day on an airplane today.

We are on approach like normal, heading down to the runway, which is nearly in sight, when the pilot brings the nose up and throttles up the engines.

We circle back around and give it another go.

This time, the pilot remembers to put the landing gear down and we land smoothly.

On the way out did all the passangers get to punch the flight crew?

Randimus Maximus

Quote from: The Architect on January 13, 2012, 04:43:12 AM
On the way out did all the passangers get to punch the flight crew?

The flight crew advised us that "there was another aircraft that hadn't quite cleared the runway, so we thought we'd circle back around..."  [roll]

And they conveniently left the cockpit door closed while we deplaned.

LMT

For some reason I agreed to help a friend move. She has not found a new place and must be out of the current one by Sunday. I think the plan is to put it all in storage. This friend is not the organized or thoughtful type. This means I will work hard all day and she will not offer to get coffee or food.

MendoDave

My dog was barking at another dog in a different car. Its very distracting.

lazylightnin717

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