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Started by akmnstr, January 25, 2012, 01:50:01 PM

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akmnstr

January 25, 2012, 01:50:01 PM
If my monster were an actress from the 60s she'd be Sofia Loren (nuff said)

If my monster were a cat it'd be a Leopard (not the biggest or the fastest but lb for lb the baddest)

If my monster were a ball player it wouldn't play no second string (sort of a quote stolen from CCR)

So what about your monster?  What would it be?
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"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."
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avizpls

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January 25, 2012, 01:52:06 PM Last Edit: January 25, 2012, 01:57:49 PM by avizpls
If my monster were a


Shoot. I like the idea, I'm just not creative. And or embarrassed of the crap I do think of.

Edit: Ok ok. If my bike were a....

See, I can't think of anything my bike could be but a bike. It just sits there angry, and ready to fight. If my bike were a fighter, it'd be....



...welcome to my mind
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zooom

#2
January 25, 2012, 01:56:20 PM
if my Monster were a cartoon charachter, it'd be The Abominable Snow Monster of the North (a.k.a. Bumble)
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Grampa

#3
January 25, 2012, 02:25:40 PM
if my monster was a small farm animal..... I'd be arested for bestiality

and I'd have to apply for a conditional use permit for keeping a farm animal within the city limits.



but that would be the least of my worries.... see'n how I'm being arrested for having sex with animals.
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So I went solo.  -Me

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pennyrobber

#4
January 25, 2012, 02:28:38 PM
If my monster were a composer it would be Stravinsky.

Capable of making beautifully crass noise. Some people love it while others will never understand.
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freeclimbmtb

#5
January 25, 2012, 02:35:12 PM
Quote from: avizpls on January 25, 2012, 01:52:06 PM
If my monster were a


Shoot. I like the idea, I'm just not creative. And or embarrassed of the crap I do think of.

Edit: Ok ok. If my bike were a....

See, I can't think of anything my bike could be but a bike. It just sits there angry, and ready to fight. If my bike were a fighter, it'd be....



...welcome to my mind


If my monster were a word, that word would be "bird" because, as well all know, the bird is the word.

(welcome to MY mind... [beer])
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RAT900

#6
January 25, 2012, 02:44:41 PM
If my monster was an opera singer it would be because it sings like Pavarotti
This is an insult to the Pez community

lethe

#7
January 25, 2012, 03:40:20 PM
If my Monster were a person, it would be the scary homeless guy that smells like pee..but has a heart of gold...and an expanding plastic liver apparently
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#8
January 25, 2012, 04:05:44 PM
If my Monster were a monster, it would be Chewbacca... loud and scary, but I know what it's saying.

Nomad

#9
January 25, 2012, 04:16:20 PM
If my Monster were Japanese, I'd have much more money in my savings account

Grrrly

#10
January 25, 2012, 04:41:38 PM
Quote from: Nomad on January 25, 2012, 04:16:20 PM
If my Monster were Japanese, I'd have much more money in my savings account

[laugh]
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red baron

#11
January 25, 2012, 05:36:13 PM
If my Monster were a fighter it would kick Chuck Norris' ass.
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Rameses

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January 25, 2012, 05:41:33 PM
Quote from: freeclimbmtb on January 25, 2012, 02:35:12 PM

If my monster were a word, that word would be "bird" because, as well all know, the bird is the word.

(welcome to MY mind... [beer])



But... if your monster were a bird, would it be an eagle??


red baron

#13
January 25, 2012, 05:54:22 PM
If an S4RS were and animal, it would be the Honey Badger.......
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

Pedro-bot

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January 25, 2012, 06:27:01 PM Last Edit: January 25, 2012, 06:31:30 PM by Pedro-bot
If my monster were a criminal it would be a gangsta!   [evil]

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