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Flying Plywood of Death

Started by Goat_Herder, January 30, 2012, 12:58:41 PM

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Goat_Herder

Commuting on I-405 in Bellevue, WA area, I see flying debris every now and then.  Usually it's leaves, plastic bags, pebbles, and occasional burning cigarettes flying at me. 

This past Friday, I was going home, following a metro bus.  The traffic in the HOV lane was moving quite nicely, despite Friday evening traffic.  I was following the bus with a 2-second gap, staying slightly toward the right side of the lane.  I wanted to be seen by jackasses wanting to cut in. 

All of a sudden, the bus ran over a piece of 4' x 8' plywood with it's left rear tires.  The tires and turbulence from bus kicked up the plywood right behind it.  The wind caught the now vertical plywood and, like a sail, it shifted violently sideways toward the lane of traffic.

With a split second to react, I shifted my weight and counter steered to move the bike to the right.  I managed to moved to the most right of the HOV lane.  But with the counter steering, I also have my left shoulder sticking out.  The flying plywood of death probably missed my left shoulder by about a foot.  I got the bike back in line and looked at the rear view mirror to confirm what had just happened wasn't a dream.  I then saw the VW Jetta behind me having splinters for dinner.

Geeeeeeeeez Louis....
Goat Herder (Tony)
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I hope you checked your pants for any stains after that, jesus!!!

Glad you're okay!

And good on ya for the cat-like speed and reflexes!
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Holy shit! Glad you dodged that one... literally. I've had stuff kicked up in front of me (pieces of blown truck tires, hub caps, general crap...) but never a 4x8 piece of plywood! You are one lucky (and quick reacting!!) dude. [thumbsup] [Dolph] [beer] You could have been sharing those dinner splinters with the V-Dub.
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IZ

Are we talking about the same 405 in Belleview?  It was moving?? on a Friday?!  [cheeky]

Glad to hear you got out unscathed.  [thumbsup]  I got caught a few years ago by the flying cardboard of death.  That hurt bad enough.  That plywood would've sheered off a limb!

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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Goat_Herder

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Quote from: IZ on January 30, 2012, 01:32:12 PM
Are we talking about the same 405 in Belleview?  It was moving?? on a Friday?!  [cheeky]
That section of the 405 was just south of New Castle so it had already cleared the i-90 nighmare.  Oh, forgot to mention that I sneaked out early on Friday so it was around 4 - 4:30pm.  HOV was moving pretty good.

I didn't react that quickly...  I had plenty of room between me and the bus (about 2 sec).  It was more like - ummmm....  WTF?....  (plywood caught the wind)...  Oh sh*t....  move damnit move....  OMG OMG, I can still feel my left hand... 

I tend to have bigger distance behind bigger vihecles so I don't get blocked and disappear from view.  Luckily that helped me dodged a bullet this time, too.
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DuctheMonster

#6
I'm from the Bellevue area!! The merge of 405 and 90 is terrible completely agreed!! When I was going to school during the summer at the UW I had to do that merge 5 days a week right during rush our... Worst engineering design ever...

Glad your all good though!  [thumbsup]

Howie


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Wow.

I thought billowing, long tendrils of shrinkwrap blowing across 70MPH two-lane were bad....
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Quote from: Capn Krunch on January 30, 2012, 02:56:33 PM
I'm from the Bellevue area!! The merge of 405 and 90 is terrible completely agreed!!  Worst engineering design ever...

Glad your all good though!  [thumbsup]


http://g.co/maps/s5ebr

I like all this stuff around exit 9, 10a & 10b.

I'm glad I'm not doing that stuff anymore.

I used to have to do this one before they fixed it.
http://g.co/maps/tdk57

The 880 is bad for having mattresses, pieces of Iron and bits of furniture lying in the road.

IZ

Kirkland to the Bus stop for the s/o to cross waterbridge and then on to BSD was enough for me.  Not too bad but it took forever just to go a few miles.  Don't miss the driving there! 
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

ducatiz

that would have split you like a mango

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TiNi

wheeeeeeeeeeew!

that was a nice save  [thumbsup]

i had that happen to me once, but i was doing 85+ in my week old GTI
4x8 flew out of the pickup truck in front of me, and was flipping end to end through the air
i quickly moved into the breakdown lane and avoided it completely...
i never stopped or slowed down

both guys in the car said i was the most awesome driver EVER  [bow_down]
i had a heart attack  [laugh]

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Quote from: D Paoli on January 30, 2012, 04:13:22 PM

http://g.co/maps/s5ebr

I like all this stuff around exit 9, 10a & 10b.

I'm glad I'm not doing that stuff anymore.

I used to have to do this one before they fixed it.
http://g.co/maps/tdk57

The 880 is bad for having mattresses, pieces of Iron and bits of furniture lying in the road.

Goat_Herder

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2007 Ducati Monster S2R1000 - Black KILLED
2007 Ducati Monster S2R1000 - Red