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Started by akmnstr, January 25, 2012, 01:50:01 PM

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muskrat

#30
January 26, 2012, 07:06:47 PM
Quote from: corey on January 26, 2012, 10:11:01 AM
You forgot "expanding tanks"
She won't expand  :P
Can we thin the gene pool? 

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09 Electra Glide

muskrat

#31
January 26, 2012, 07:07:48 PM
Quote from: freeclimbmtb on January 26, 2012, 10:10:34 AM
If my monster were a woman shed be Kate Beckinsale.  Slender, sleek, muscular, and asskicking in the underworlds.
Amen!  I'd be divorced again but it would be worth it. 
Can we thin the gene pool? 

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Grampa

#32
January 27, 2012, 08:08:03 AM
if my monster was a 620 capriex.... I'd be bang'n Paris in a Vegas sauna while do'n 140mph after I cruise walmart for underage chicks.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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KnightofNi

#33
January 27, 2012, 08:35:17 AM
if my monster was still working it would still be filthy.


;D
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
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freeclimbmtb

#34
January 27, 2012, 10:47:51 AM
Quote from: muskrat on January 26, 2012, 07:07:48 PM
Amen!  I'd be divorced again but it would be worth it. 

She ruined the world for me, she is the standard by which I judge all other women...and sadly, few compare.
2011 Monster 796 ABS

CW/evotech tail tidy, lightwereks integrated tail light, CRG Arrow bar end mirrors, Duc.ee solenoid eliminator & 696 midpipe, sans charcoal canister, pileon grab bars, Arrow Dark slipons (sans dB killers), Rizoma Zero11's, Rizoma Lux grips, Rizoma rearsets, Rizoma gas cap, 1098R Ohlins forks, IMA Triples, Galfer wave rotors, Brembo radial masters, Rizoma reservoirs, Ohlins DU737, Rizoma bars, 15t AFAM front and 41t supersprox rear sprocket with EK MVXC chain.

Silver King

#35
January 27, 2012, 04:31:28 PM
If my Monster were Sir Francis Drake, it would need a custom map.   [roll]

Ratfink749

#36
January 28, 2012, 02:49:54 PM
If my Monster was a 749... er wait..
If my 749 was a Monster... No still not right..

Oh!  If my Monster was a 749S, She'd be one well dressed lady.
If my 749S was a Monster, She'd take her clothes off and quickly realize she isn't a Monster.

Thats all I got.
Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÃœGGÃ...ÆŽNKâˆ,â,¬ÄŒHIÅ'βØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


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"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"

thought

#37
January 28, 2012, 02:54:48 PM
if my duc were a girl, she'd be the one that you say you're going to stop buying stuff for but you wind up doing it anyway because she looks so good in what you got.

and also, anytime she screws up, you totally blame the people who made her.
'10 SFS 1098
'11 M796 ABS - Sold
'05 SV650N - Sold

extra330

#38
January 30, 2012, 11:31:50 AM
If my Monster were a drug it would , wait, my monster is already a drug... Shit I forgot what I was going to say..
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                  84 BMW R100RS
Past rides:
02 ST4S
97 900SSSP
90 Honda VFR 750
90 Suz. DR 350
82 Suz. GS 450

the_Journeyman

#39
February 01, 2012, 06:48:02 PM
If my Monster was car, it would be a Fiat X1.  Slow, underpowered, falls victim to weird gremlins, and is one hell of a load of fun in the twisties.

If my Monster was a teenager, it would be misunderstood and wearing a mohawk but still able to kick the popular guys' asses.

JM
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DarkMonster620

#40
February 01, 2012, 07:09:21 PM
well, my Monster is for me, Gina, as in Gina Lolobrigida, Italian, sexy, voluptuous, erotic, exotic ... and everything you all have said ...

That's my Monster ... my mistress, my therapist ...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

teddy037.3

#41
February 02, 2012, 12:26:19 PM
if my monster were a woman, it'd be my ex...


...ran off with another man

DarkMonster620

#42
February 02, 2012, 02:25:24 PM
Quote from: teddy037.3 on February 02, 2012, 12:26:19 PM
if my monster were a woman, it'd be my ex...


...ran off with another man

so, that's the reason you're 'Hypered' ...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Thermite

#43
February 02, 2012, 10:17:29 PM
Quote from: teddy037.3 on February 02, 2012, 12:26:19 PM
if my monster were a woman, it'd be my ex...
...ran off with another man

Yeah, but I bet the cash flow went in the other direction.
'07 S4RS and '04 998 Matrix.  Because sometimes I feel like a monster, and sometimes I don't.
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