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Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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Randimus Maximus


TiNi



elyse

WHOA!!!!! another deer MUST have double dogged dared him to do that!! Yikes!!
says elyse :)

pure. adrenaline. *snort* heh heh weeeeee!

Speedbag

Had one do that to me on the way to work yesterday. Nothing wakes you up quite the same.

Goddamn deer!!!  >:(
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

teddy037.3

so I'm riding into work this morning, in the carpool lane, when SquidLord on an R1 decides he can pass me on the right. IN THE SAME make the beast with two backsING LANE.

had the nerve to shoot me a wave, too, like I gave him the space to go past me  [roll]

The Bacon Junkie

Did ya hear..?

A former celebrity singer-turned-crack-addict died in a bathtub with bottles of pills all around her. 

Oh, wait... Maybe this is the wrong thread for that earth shattering news...    [bang]





[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

MikeZ

Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on February 14, 2012, 10:00:21 AM
Did ya hear..?

A former celebrity singer-turned-crack-addict died in a bathtub with bottles of pills all around her. 

Oh, wait... Maybe this is the wrong thread for that earth shattering news...    [bang]

[bacon]
[laugh] [laugh]
'03 M1000Sie (in need of a bath), '71 Honda CB500 (the Project), '10 Tiger (the tourer)

Randimus Maximus

F'n people.

E-mail exchange from my manager's manager this afternoon in reference to an error I corrected him on last week.

Him:  I'm debating what the MPGe stands for on the Prius plug in (he thought it was electric, it's equivalent).  Not that I doubt your wisdom, but are you sure of its definition?

Me: I'm absolutely sure that it stands for equivalent.  Head to www.fueleconomy.gov for more info.

Him: I never doubted you.

[bang]

TiNi

went to bed at 11
woke up at 1
can't go back to sleep

>:(

brimo

"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

Speedbag

I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

rgramjet

Weather report really?  Isn't that what tosat is for?
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



RAT900

Asheville Report: 

-Rodent shed is gone
-Vermin watering hole filled in with soil, 
-Dirt cellar completely emptied of junk and detritus
-Living room re-plastered (never again) mess not worth the cost  I will spackle the other rooms rather than put up with a re-plaster as much as I hate to work with muds and plasters I can do it well

Exterminator report- rodent free no activity for several months inside or outside.  He also bug-sprayed the bejeebus out of the empty dirt cellar to promote insect death i.e. brown recluse spiders etc

Interesting basement finds:  Antique Scabbard.....no sword.  3 large chestnut planks. No dead body limbs sticking out of the dirt.

No bad progress for 2 weeks

This is an insult to the Pez community