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Started by ducpainter, February 19, 2012, 04:37:06 PM

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lethe

Quote from: zooom on February 24, 2012, 01:10:29 PM
sounds like some good late night shenanigans right there...drunk people with large heavy objects and welding equipment....all you'de need for perfection is a video starting out with the words " hold my beer and watch this..."
I stay at a distance and film it
I have no desire to be too close to that thing should it empty its contents
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Ddan

Quote from: zooom on February 24, 2012, 01:10:29 PM
sounds like some good late night shenanigans right there...drunk people with large heavy objects and welding equipment....all you'de need for perfection is a video starting out with the words " hold my beer and watch this..."
The story would be way better than that and probably involve some federal official before it was over
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lethe

Quote from: Dan on February 24, 2012, 01:22:14 PM
The story would be way better than that and probably involve some federal official before it was over
that freezer could be considered a weapon of mass destruction
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Monsterlover

Quote from: lethe on February 24, 2012, 01:12:39 PM
I stay at a distance and film it
I have no desire to be too close to that thing should it empty its contents

Can you imagine that?  The contents just pouring/sliding out into a pile of unhappiness
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lethe

Quote from: Monsterlover on February 24, 2012, 02:07:20 PM
Can you imagine that?  The contents just pouring/sliding out into a pile of unhappiness

or oozing out, growing eyes, looking around and then chasing whomever looks the slowest
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ducpainter

Quote from: lethe on February 24, 2012, 02:12:55 PM
or oozing out, growing eyes, looking around and then chasing whomever looks the slowest
Isn't your ankle sore?  [evil]
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lethe

Quote from: ducpainter on February 24, 2012, 02:16:49 PM
Isn't your ankle sore?  [evil]
nearly 100% already, I heal quicker than average  [thumbsup]
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

lethe

Quote from: Panamanian Monster on February 24, 2012, 02:29:54 PM
so you say  . . .
besides evil freezer monsters find me to taste terrible
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KnightofNi

Quote from: lethe on February 24, 2012, 02:12:55 PM
or oozing out, growing eyes, looking around and then chasing whomever looks the slowest

:o
i'll trip a fool.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

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lethe

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DarkMonster620

well if I had a bike, I would fall ... I think, never been on a track so can't ell . . . gonna walk dogs and then fix me some dinner ... be back in about 2 hours
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

KnightofNi

Quote from: lethe on February 24, 2012, 02:35:36 PM
and so Travis was the first to fall  :'(

probably, but i can be fast when motivated. i'm grabbing someone's ankles as i go down and get up. [laugh]
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

herm

like the park ranger in Yellowstone said,..

"you don't have to be faster than the Grizzly bear, as long as you are faster than one other person.."
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

herm

or was it,..

"never go out in the woods alone. always take along someone slower than you..."

can't remember anymore.
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...