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The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread

Started by Kaveh, May 16, 2008, 11:00:15 PM

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RAT900

#195
February 16, 2012, 01:13:18 AM
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on February 15, 2012, 05:26:25 PM
My name is Rodney King and I approve of this message.

;)


[laugh] [clap]
This is an insult to the Pez community

zooom

#196
February 16, 2012, 08:21:10 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on February 15, 2012, 03:52:03 PM
Where are all you make the beast with two backsers gonna go when I lock this? ;D

to hell in a handbasket....

Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on February 15, 2012, 05:26:25 PM
My name is Rodney King and I approve of this message.

;)


LMFAO....awesomeness!!!
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The Bacon Junkie

#197
March 02, 2012, 08:28:35 AM
I'm here 'cause I "went there"...




[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

DRKWNG

#198
March 02, 2012, 08:34:10 AM
Where?
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

zooom

#199
March 02, 2012, 08:39:31 AM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on March 02, 2012, 08:28:35 AM
I'm here 'cause I "went there"...




[bacon]

to hell in a handbasket?
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

zooom

#200
March 02, 2012, 08:41:40 AM
it wasn't that bad...really...
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

DRKWNG

#201
March 02, 2012, 08:42:57 AM
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

fastwin

#202
March 02, 2012, 09:17:18 AM
I know the song but have never seen that vid. OK... that's disturbing on many fronts. Can't put a finger on it. Just disturbing... but interesting. In a disturbing kind of way. [laugh] Does this mean I'm banned? [popcorn] ;D
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

DRKWNG

#203
March 02, 2012, 11:44:18 AM
No.  You're just interestingly disturbed. 
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Speedbag

#204
March 02, 2012, 02:05:35 PM
Great video.

Of course, all Tool videos are.  [thumbsup]
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

The Mad King Pepe'

#205
April 20, 2012, 03:57:24 PM
Hello! 8)
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.

Bick

#206
September 17, 2012, 02:37:41 PM
Because posting the inflammatory, religiously political story of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich is only the tip of the iceburg of my rage and intolerance , I will be taking up residency here for the next several weeks.

Will I be served bread and water while I am here?
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

lethe

#207
September 17, 2012, 02:41:03 PM
Quote from: Bick on September 17, 2012, 02:37:41 PM
Because posting the inflammatory, religiously political story of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich is only the tip of the iceburg of my rage and intolerance , I will be taking up residency here for the next several weeks.

Will I be served bread and water while I am here?
turkey bacon and non-alcoholic beer is what you will have to live on
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

Bick

#208
September 17, 2012, 02:43:30 PM
Quote from: lethe on September 17, 2012, 02:41:03 PM
turkey bacon and non-alcoholic beer is what you will have to live on

My rights to humane treatment do not apply here?
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducpainter

#209
September 17, 2012, 02:46:22 PM
Quote from: Bick on September 17, 2012, 02:43:30 PM
My rights to humane treatment do not apply here?
nope...

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


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