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Started by Blackout, March 10, 2012, 08:10:34 PM

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Buckethead

#30
March 12, 2012, 12:33:35 PM
Minor in possession of alcohol when I was 19. $245.

I was super-scared to tell my dad about it cause I knew for a fact he was gonna kill me.

Finally told him about it, and it turns out he'd been popped for 20 over in a construction zone (double fines! yay!) the week before. He figured we should just pay our fines and not tell Mom and just act like nothing had happened.
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the_Journeyman

#31
March 12, 2012, 06:40:43 PM
May 2003, GSXR-600.  Chasing a TL1000R, making illegal passes and going well above (double-ish?) the speed limit on a popular FEDERAL road.  Seems we were spotted making an illegal pass, and well, we were of the mind of "If he wants us he'll catch us."  However, when you crash going about 100, the ticket book comes out.

Felony fleeing
Felony reckless driving

That took over 3 grand to sort out, not counting loss on the motorcycle/insurance rates etc.  Oddly enough, I walked away,  I still have pain in the middle of my femur was under the motorcycle when I hit the pavement.

JM
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kopfjäger

#32
March 12, 2012, 06:43:15 PM
I was sentenced to a year in prison, that is all.  ;)
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ducpainter

#33
March 12, 2012, 06:55:29 PM
Quote from: cupcake on March 12, 2012, 06:43:15 PM
I was sentenced to a year in prison, that is all.  ;)
...and you ended up...

here. ;D
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 perspective
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kopfjäger

#34
March 12, 2012, 06:57:10 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 12, 2012, 06:55:29 PM
...and you ended up...

here. ;D

Crazy planet  :D
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ducpainter

#35
March 12, 2012, 06:58:17 PM
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


kopfjäger

#36
March 12, 2012, 07:08:16 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 12, 2012, 06:58:17 PM
really?

It could have been worse.  ;)
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ab

#37
March 12, 2012, 07:11:35 PM
i don't think i can survive jail or prison for even a day.
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zarn02

#38
March 12, 2012, 07:24:32 PM
Quote from: ab on March 12, 2012, 07:11:35 PM
i don't think i can survive jail or prison for even a day.

Too pretty?
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the_Journeyman

#39
March 12, 2012, 07:28:18 PM
The holding cell I was in wasn't too bad.  Crazy drunk getting THROWN into the cell was a little unexpected.

JM
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Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

kopfjäger

#40
March 12, 2012, 07:28:26 PM
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Blackout

#41
March 12, 2012, 08:28:38 PM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on March 12, 2012, 06:40:43 PM
May 2003, GSXR-600.  Chasing a TL1000R, making illegal passes and going well above (double-ish?) the speed limit on a popular FEDERAL road.  Seems we were spotted making an illegal pass, and well, we were of the mind of "If he wants us he'll catch us."  However, when you crash going about 100, the ticket book comes out.

Felony fleeing
Felony reckless driving

JM
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Monsterlover

#42
March 12, 2012, 08:50:44 PM
Quote from: kupcaker on March 12, 2012, 06:43:15 PM
I was sentenced to a year in prison, that is all.  ;)

How much of that did you actually serve?
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kopfjäger

#43
March 12, 2012, 08:56:50 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 12, 2012, 08:50:44 PM
How much of that did you actually serve?

6 months, it was a hoot.   ;)
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Monsterlover

#44
March 12, 2012, 08:59:39 PM
Bad boy

[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
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