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Started by SacDuc, May 19, 2010, 06:50:38 PM

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TiNi

#150
May 26, 2010, 12:45:31 AM
dan  ;D


Oldfisti

#151
May 26, 2010, 02:41:08 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on May 20, 2010, 05:13:17 AM
SacDuc




I was thinking more like this...





;D
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

ducpainter

#152
May 26, 2010, 02:43:37 AM
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


SacDuc

#153
May 26, 2010, 05:50:43 AM
Quote from: alfisti on May 26, 2010, 02:41:08 AM

I was thinking more like this...





;D


Man, I get caught masturbating in a theater just one time and the Peewee Herman jokes never stop.  >:(

sac
HATERS GONNA HATE.

herm

#154
May 26, 2010, 06:38:33 AM
Judd

Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

Porsche Monkey

#155
May 26, 2010, 09:03:08 AM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

rgramjet

#156
May 26, 2010, 09:19:30 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

Porsche Monkey

#157
May 26, 2010, 11:37:31 AM
So glad y'all don't know what I look like.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

El Matador

#158
May 26, 2010, 11:38:16 AM
Quote from: Porsche Monkey on May 26, 2010, 11:37:31 AM
So glad y'all don't know what I look like.

Oh really?  ;D

SacDuc

#159
May 26, 2010, 11:43:34 AM
Quote from: Porsche Monkey on May 26, 2010, 11:37:31 AM
So glad y'all don't know what I look like.


Dude don't be shy, you look FAAAAAAABULOUS!!

HATERS GONNA HATE.

Porsche Monkey

#160
May 26, 2010, 02:33:23 PM
Quote from: El Matador on May 26, 2010, 11:38:16 AM
Oh really?  ;D


Well except you and a few others dood. [thumbsup]

Ducsac your way off but if that's what floats your boat...





















:D





Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

LMT

#161
March 12, 2012, 06:59:41 PM
A few more inches of hair growth and this is me!

The Bacon Junkie

#162
March 12, 2012, 07:05:20 PM
Holy Thread revival!!!  [laugh] [clap]

Nice one, Mary!  ;D


I had to go back and read it from the beginning just for laughs...   8)





[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

the_Journeyman

#163
March 12, 2012, 07:25:47 PM
I'll just be the quite one they worry about.

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

cokey

#164
March 13, 2012, 12:55:48 PM
Ha. Funny stuff.. a lot of pics aren't hosted anymore..


And everyone says I resemble chuck norris..  even when I started in the new office I got it lol.
I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.
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