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What's The Ugliest Motorcycle You've Ever Seen?

Started by NorDog, June 10, 2011, 02:47:37 PM

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sofadriver

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Quote from: Speedbag on March 25, 2012, 06:28:29 AM
That actually looks like stupid fun....

  [laugh] absolutely!
the real fun begins after the 5th or 6th beer when somebody yells  "Hey everybody, watch THIS!!"
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Did I ever mention that I have a weird attraction to this thread? Does that mean I need counseling? [laugh] [laugh]
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

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zarn02

Still not the ugliest thing I've ever seen, but this thing truly is hateful.



"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

Buckethead

What did that start life as? A Goldwing?

If so, then I say they did it a favor.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

kopfjäger

Quote from: zarn02 on April 09, 2012, 07:10:11 PM
Still not the ugliest thing I've ever seen, but this thing truly is hateful.





That thing is bad ass.  [evil]
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Buckethead

Goddammit. Now you got me shopping craigslist for old Goldwings...
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

HotIce

Quote from: kraptaker on April 09, 2012, 08:37:47 PM
That thing is bad ass.  [evil]
Agreed  8)
OK, maybe the gatlings are a bit over the top, otherwise I think it is pretty cool, in a Mad Max way.

zarn02

Quote from: Buckethead on April 09, 2012, 07:21:14 PM
What did that start life as? A Goldwing?

If so, then I say they did it a favor.

Quote from: kraptaker on April 09, 2012, 08:37:47 PM
That thing is bad ass.  [evil]

Quote from: Buckethead on April 09, 2012, 08:55:07 PM
Goddammit. Now you got me shopping craigslist for old Goldwings...

Quote from: HotIce on April 09, 2012, 08:59:19 PM
Agreed  8)
OK, maybe the gatlings are a bit over the top, otherwise I think it is pretty cool, in a Mad Max way.

Different strokes, I guess. I find it re-goddamn-diculous.

Maybe without the guns, and the hot-rod pipes, and the rivets...
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

MadDuck

Quote from: bobspapa on March 23, 2012, 08:15:09 AM


That's Norm Brown's old bike isn't it?  I thought it won some awards in real shows and got lots of love at the time in the old board?
No modification goes unpunished. Memento mori.  Good people drink good beer.  Things happen pretty fast at high speeds.

It's all up to your will level, your thrill level and your skill level.  Everything else is just fluff.

zarn02

Quote from: MacDuck on April 09, 2012, 11:03:29 PM
That's Norm Brown's old bike isn't it?  I thought it won some awards in real shows and got lots of love at the time in the old board?

As I recall, there was some love, them some queries, then some uncertainty and trepidation, then some indignation and outrage.

I didn't participate in much of any of it, but I remember it happening.

Something about it handling poorly, and/or being a death-trap.
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

Howie

Yes, Norm built the bike for himself, the sold it due to health reasons.  The bike was well received until it was sold. The person who bought the bike, well, let's just say he was not a happy camper and badmouthed Norm all over the internet and refused all offers by Norm to make things right including new triples to alter geometry back to more conventional numbers.  If you are curious there may be more info on the old board.  Actually, if you google Phil Barone Ducati you will come up with some history.

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