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Started by Spidey, April 02, 2012, 02:58:06 PM

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Spidey

Occasionally AFM #702  My stuff:  The M1000SS, a mashed r6, Vino 125, the Blonde, some rugrats, yuppie cage, child molester van, bourbon.

Spidey

In other news, Google just learned me sumptin':  a midget yacht is a real thing.   [laugh]
Occasionally AFM #702  My stuff:  The M1000SS, a mashed r6, Vino 125, the Blonde, some rugrats, yuppie cage, child molester van, bourbon.

Buckethead

He just wanted to hang with T Payne. Is that so wrong?
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

ducatiz

Maybe he got his M endorsement the same way...?
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Spidey

Quote from: ducatiz on April 02, 2012, 03:21:51 PM
Maybe he got his M endorsement the same way...?

What would cause you to think that?



Occasionally AFM #702  My stuff:  The M1000SS, a mashed r6, Vino 125, the Blonde, some rugrats, yuppie cage, child molester van, bourbon.

Buckethead

Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

ducatiz

Quote from: Spidey on April 02, 2012, 03:22:31 PM
What would cause you to think that?





it's a shame they don't make those bumpers from impression-foam so it leaves a permanent mark
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

koko64

I dont think he will do very well in jail.

DANIELLA.
2015 Scrambler 800

gm2

cheating on a WHAT?

are you sure this wasn't posted yesterday?
Like this is the racing, no?

koko64

There's every chance it was.
Quite a few bike mags do it.
2015 Scrambler 800

Spidey

Either way, it gives an excuse to talk shit about El Capitan Pequeno.  

Solid.  [thumbsup]


Actually, I did check around, and it was in enough places and what looked to be legit press (and posted on Apr. 2) that there was a chance it was legit. 
Occasionally AFM #702  My stuff:  The M1000SS, a mashed r6, Vino 125, the Blonde, some rugrats, yuppie cage, child molester van, bourbon.

gm2

this is from Reuters, who i doubt would hang with april fool's folly.. and it quotes him as more or less admitting it

http://www.euronews.com/sport/1467896-pedrosa-questioned-over-cheating-in-yachting-exam/



still hard to believe.
Like this is the racing, no?

DRKWNG

Someone please post the video of his wheelie at PI.
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Triple J

What a nerd!  [laugh] Arrested for cheating on an exam for a license to drive a boat. He has street cred with the Monaco crowd now.  [beer]

fastwin

I'd like to see to him loose the front end of a yacht and high side it!  [popcorn] [bacon] [laugh] Maybe he cheated on his FIM racing license test too! ;) Wanker... [roll]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.