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Started by The Architect, April 17, 2012, 03:00:49 AM

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The Architect

April 17, 2012, 03:00:49 AM
This was sent to me.  It's too good not to share.

Written by a 29 year old from his 74 year old dad.


http://shitmydadsays.tumblr.com/   

ItsaDuc

#1
April 17, 2012, 06:31:40 AM
"These candidates are dog shit. All we’re doing is picking out the dick that’s going to make the beast with two backs us."

[laugh]

"You didn’t get a good deal, you were just make the beast with two backsed gently. Trust me, Best Buy will not be the one with the sore asshole tomorrow."


Good Find  [thumbsup]

ducrider45

#2
April 17, 2012, 09:43:12 AM
Id like to have a beer with the Father. That was awesome!
Cop: "That thing is so nasty I can't bring myself to write you a ticket."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from
those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
Thomas Jefferson


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Jaman

#3
April 17, 2012, 10:43:41 AM
There is a book out as well, it's friggin hilarious  [thumbsup]

The Bearded Duc

#4
April 17, 2012, 01:33:23 PM
You guys are a little late.  ;)

There has already been a tv show with Bill Shatner that's now cancelled.

Really funny stuff though, my GF and I have been following his feeds for a few years now!!  [thumbsup]
2001 M750 - Sold
2006 S2R 800 - She's just darling

ItsaDuc

#5
April 17, 2012, 02:04:58 PM Last Edit: April 18, 2012, 07:36:56 AM by ItsaDuc
Quote from: The Bearded Duc on April 17, 2012, 01:33:23 PM
You guys are a little late.  ;)

There has already been a tv show with Bill Shatner that's now cancelled.

Really funny stuff though, my GF and I have been following his feeds for a few years now!!  [thumbsup]

There's this place called No Moto Content which is a place for you to post things others may not have seen. Help us out.  ;D

Speedbag

#6
April 17, 2012, 02:21:51 PM
Quote from: ItsaDuc on April 17, 2012, 06:31:40 AM
"These candidates are dog shit. All we’re doing is picking out the dick that’s going to make the beast with two backs us."


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

The Architect

#7
April 18, 2012, 05:53:45 AM Last Edit: April 18, 2012, 06:00:28 AM by The Architect
Quote from: The Bearded Duc on April 17, 2012, 01:33:23 PM
You guys are a little late.  ;)

There has already been a tv show with Bill Shatner that's now cancelled.



Wow, looks like I'm really late.

And I don't care.  Really funny stuff!

http://shitmydadsays.tumblr.com/archive



"Stop trying so hard. He doesn’t like you. Jesus, don’t kiss an ass if it’s in the process of shitting on you"

Monsterlover

#8
April 18, 2012, 01:17:24 PM
[laugh]

"There won’t be humans in 500 years. Enough people choke themselves when they jerk off we gave it a name. We ain’t a species made to last."
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The Architect

#9
April 18, 2012, 02:21:09 PM
"A parent’s only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."

fastwin

#10
April 18, 2012, 02:51:11 PM
 [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

BMiller

#11
April 18, 2012, 05:45:23 PM
That's good stuff. [laugh]
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