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Started by sofadriver, April 17, 2012, 09:47:51 PM

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Speedbag

#30
April 18, 2012, 02:36:52 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on April 18, 2012, 01:27:27 PM
Jesse Ventura?....Al Franken?

the people of Minnesota are strange

And your point is?

;D
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

fastwin

#31
April 18, 2012, 02:47:01 PM
Again, the end of the world is near! And why on God's green Earth are we even talking about this shit and why are those dumb sluts on the cover of every magazine at the check out counter where ever I go? OK... I am first in line to whack the shit out of everyone of them up side the head with a shovel. After all I have seen, read and heard I deserve the first whack! [bang] [laugh] Just sayin'. ;)
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

stateprez

#32
April 18, 2012, 04:37:22 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on April 18, 2012, 02:33:43 PM
From wwtdd.com on the subject:

The “body builder” also has a Business degree from the University of Wisconsin-Superior, and the “movie star” had a degree in Economics from Eureka College. Kim didn’t get her degree four years after high school because, at the time, there was a guy was peeing on her and filming it, and professors don’t really allow that kind of thing in class. "

[laugh]
I was just about to post this.  Sometimes, I think Brendon is the smartest person in media.
'03 999 Mono

Grampa

#33
April 18, 2012, 06:47:16 PM
Until the day her vajayjay speaks......I shall concern myself not with what that woman does.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
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ducatiz

#34
April 18, 2012, 06:52:27 PM


Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Monsterlover

#35
April 21, 2012, 02:33:55 PM
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

MendoDave

#36
April 21, 2012, 05:57:13 PM
And here I thought Palin was not presidential material. I'm not even sure Kim is good enough material to run a beauty salon without having a general manager to run it for her.

fastwin

#37
April 21, 2012, 07:13:51 PM
$20 bucks says this just got locked! [popcorn] [bacon]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

MendoDave

#38
April 21, 2012, 07:35:02 PM
Quote from: fastwin on April 21, 2012, 07:13:51 PM
$20 bucks says this just got locked! [popcorn] [bacon]

This thing had locked all over it from the start.

fastwin

#39
April 23, 2012, 08:53:27 AM
OMG... it's still not locked? [laugh] [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

ducatiz

#40
April 23, 2012, 09:41:13 AM
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

zooom

#41
April 23, 2012, 09:48:30 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on April 23, 2012, 09:41:13 AM


think he mighta had 1 or 2 too many to begin with...

IBTL BTW
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

fastwin

#42
April 23, 2012, 09:56:11 AM
Nothing like the 40 lb. cat on the TV news today in Santa Fe, NM. Jumbo kitty!!

http://www.wfaa.com/news/national/Fat-cat-39-lb-cat-needs-to-slim-down-148433335.html
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.
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