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Started by Grampa, April 29, 2012, 08:43:18 AM

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Grampa

April 29, 2012, 08:43:18 AM
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

fastwin

#1
April 29, 2012, 09:52:24 AM
I don't even know what to say! [laugh] Hope he wins!! [beer]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

muskrat

#2
April 29, 2012, 12:20:31 PM
how could he not perform?  I'd pull out the black book and dial for.......well, you know.
Can we thin the gene pool? 

2015 MTS 1200
09 Electra Glide

fastwin

#3
April 29, 2012, 12:41:59 PM
 [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Pedro-bot

#4
April 29, 2012, 01:50:02 PM
What the................






[laugh] [laugh]
1999 M750 AKA Little Blue Monster, 2002 S4, 2006 Sport 1000, 2008 Sport 1000, 2005 749s, 2018 R NineT Urban GS

booger

#5
April 29, 2012, 03:36:02 PM
Quote from: fastwin on April 29, 2012, 09:52:24 AM
I don't even know what to say! [laugh] Hope he wins!! [beer]

??? Honestly you hope he wins a frivolous lawsuit like that. Unbelieveable. I hope you're joking. 

American baby boomers. Decline of a nation. World gone mad.[roll]

Everybody got a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson

2001 M900Sie - sold
2006 S2R1000 - sold
2008 HM1100S - sold
2004 998 FE - $old
2007 S4RT
2007 Vespa LX50 aka "Slowey"
2008 BMW R1200 GSA

Spidey

#6
April 29, 2012, 03:39:59 PM
Yup, filed in San Francisco.  <sigh>
Occasionally AFM #702  My stuff:  The M1000SS, a mashed r6, Vino 125, the Blonde, some rugrats, yuppie cage, child molester van, bourbon.

jvax

#7
April 29, 2012, 05:21:19 PM

From Asphalt & Rubber: "Somewhere in BMW Motorrad HQ, a team of marketers are privately high-fiving themselves."  [laugh]



'08 R1200GS
'10 M796 ABS Black (Sold)

jaxduc

#8
April 29, 2012, 09:10:24 PM
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Aren't you the Panigale hater?

corey

#9
April 30, 2012, 06:11:54 AM
it says "custom corbin-pacific seat"....
if it's an aftermarket seat, why would BMW be liable?
When all the land lays in ruin... And burnination has forsaken the countryside... Only one guy will remain... My money's on...

Spidey

#10
April 30, 2012, 11:05:52 AM
Quote from: corey on April 30, 2012, 06:11:54 AM
it says "custom corbin-pacific seat"....
if it's an aftermarket seat, why would BMW be liable?

It's not unusual to sue the manufacturer of the vehicle as well, particularly when it is unclear which "defect" or which "defects" working in conjunction with each other caused the injury.  For example, imagine if BMW knew that its tank design, combined with an aftermarket seat, resulted in uncontrollable erections.  And then imagine that they failed to provide a BJ-deliverin' chick/dude/farm animal/machine for each BMW sold.  That's sumptin' that could form the basis of a lawsuit against 'em, no?
Occasionally AFM #702  My stuff:  The M1000SS, a mashed r6, Vino 125, the Blonde, some rugrats, yuppie cage, child molester van, bourbon.

MendoDave

#11
April 30, 2012, 11:57:32 AM
Quote from: Spidey on April 29, 2012, 03:39:59 PM
Yup, filed in San Francisco.  <sigh>

Aren't you representing him?

Spidey

#12
April 30, 2012, 12:10:02 PM
Nope.  I try to stay away from folks who constantly sport wood.  Which is why I keep declining your offers to babysit.   ;)
Occasionally AFM #702  My stuff:  The M1000SS, a mashed r6, Vino 125, the Blonde, some rugrats, yuppie cage, child molester van, bourbon.

MendoDave

#13
April 30, 2012, 12:12:37 PM
 ;D

Slide Panda

#14
April 30, 2012, 12:17:18 PM
Quote from: Spidey on April 30, 2012, 12:10:02 PM
Nope.  I try to stay away from folks who constantly sport wood. 

Now I'm just picturing Dr Kriger for Archer... thanks.
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
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