He Man?...............This is kinda like standing knee-deep in a cesspool and complaining about the aroma

you live in NYC-metro.............. if you own a car,, the bumpers will be scraped clean of any paint and will be gouged from port to starboard

the sides of your vehicle will have dings and pongos from nose to tail from people bouncing their car doors off them in parking lots

if you ride a vehicle that requires balance it is guaranteed to be knocked over (if not stolen first)

when parked regularly on the street

the only permament fixes are to use pay-for parking garages, give up using the bike or climb out of the septic tank and don't look back

Hence why I haven't painted my car again since I park on the street..  I just shine the turd once in a blue...

Im only complaining because it sucks.

I dont put bling bling parts on my bike because i know its going to get hit eventually. I dont care about the bike that much anymore. Its got folding levers to be able to pick up and ride home. Extra long sliders that look like ass to keep the bars from bending if its a hard hit. i keep the passenger pegs on to help keep the exhaust off the ground even though i dont take passengers. But hey the motor still pulls strong and she still keeps taking me places so shes still doing her job.

What annoys me is shitty people who need 6+ feet to back up and pull out of a spot. and those kind of people exists everywhere.