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Started by ZLTFUL, May 14, 2012, 09:10:19 AM

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ducatiz

#15
May 14, 2012, 12:07:45 PM
Quote from: Stella on May 14, 2012, 12:03:55 PM
Drat.    :P        Even if its claim is "fertilizer"?     [evil]




fertilizer is treated.

Quote from: KnightofNi on May 14, 2012, 12:05:01 PM
i thought it was shipping human feces that was illegal.

it is, as is every other animal as well unless shipped in a biohazard container and marked so.

hypothetically, it would even include bird poo.
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zooom

#16
May 14, 2012, 12:41:46 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on May 14, 2012, 12:07:45 PM
fertilizer is treated.

it is, as is every other animal as well unless shipped in a biohazard container and marked so.

hypothetically, it would even include bird poo.

even that one website that bobspapa came up with where you can pay to have animal poop mailed to someone?
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ZLTFUL

#17
May 14, 2012, 01:04:03 PM
"Official Terrorist Supply Kit. Handle with care!"

"Official Herpes Test Results."

I could send a package to someone at that address named "Ahkmed Nahdaterist"...
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ducatiz

#18
May 14, 2012, 01:17:10 PM
Quote from: zooom on May 14, 2012, 12:41:46 PM
even that one website that bobspapa came up with where you can pay to have animal poop mailed to someone?

it's fake.

they originally did send real poop but got busted.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

KnightofNi

#19
May 14, 2012, 01:23:35 PM
i like this idea

http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/


iknow it's been done, probably a few times over by now, but it's still funny. you just can't snake him on the customs fees.
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ducatiz

#20
May 14, 2012, 01:41:10 PM
Zug's is classic!

Quote from: KnightofNi on May 14, 2012, 01:23:35 PM
i like this idea

http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/


iknow it's been done, probably a few times over by now, but it's still funny. you just can't snake him on the customs fees.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Speedbag

#21
May 14, 2012, 02:23:50 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on May 14, 2012, 01:23:35 PM
i like this idea

http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/


iknow it's been done, probably a few times over by now, but it's still funny. you just can't snake him on the customs fees.

Favorite one ever.  [thumbsup]
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lethe

#22
May 14, 2012, 03:45:26 PM
and I continue wasting their time on my front  [thumbsup]

wingnut thecat
   
6:43 PM (0 minutes ago)
      
to Melanie
I do not have this paypal account would as I am new to this country coming from great city of Baikonu,  I am sure you have heard of the fine vacations there!


On Mon, May 14, 2012 at 3:23 PM, Melanie bailey j <janejanebailey@gmail.com> wrote:

    OK WHAT IS YOUR PAYPAL EMAIL ADDRESS

    On 5/14/12, wingnut thecat <wingnut.the.cat@gmail.com> wrote:
    > http://winarco.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/gScreen-Announces-SpaceBook-the-Lapto-with-Dual-17-inch-LED-Backlit-Display.jpg
    > The link for the site i have provided is much as though the same
    > specifications.
    > I would like to purchase it from you $989.99 and 9/10 or would consider a
    > trade for rare and precious hen's teeth.
    >
    > On Mon, May 14, 2012 at 12:47 PM, Melanie bailey j <janejanebailey@gmail.com
    >> wrote:
    >
    >> can you send me some pic,and the final price?
    >>
    >> On 5/14/12, wingnut thecat <wingnut.the.cat@gmail.com> wrote:
    >> > Greetings and salutations kind sir/madam,
    >> > I am interesting in the purchase of a laptop computer that I have heard
    >> > that you acquired recently. I was told while at the market this morning
    >> > while buying a new chicken that this illustrious purchase was made and
    >> > would be greatly awash in joy at assisting in your good fortune by way
    >> > of
    >> > purchasing it from you, at a greater cost of course. Great times be with
    >> > you and way the sun shine upon your path through the field.
    >> >
    >> > Mr. Neander Thalmann DDC, Leed, PhD
    >> >
    >>
    >
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#23
May 14, 2012, 05:36:20 PM
[laugh]
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ZLTFUL

#24
May 14, 2012, 10:23:18 PM
LOL
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zooom

#25
May 15, 2012, 06:55:52 AM
Mr Neander Thalmann....classic!!!
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ducatiz

#26
May 15, 2012, 06:56:52 AM
Quote from: zooom on May 15, 2012, 06:55:52 AM
Mr Neander Thalmann....classic!!!

[thumbsup] [laugh]
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

redxblack

#27
May 15, 2012, 09:55:47 AM
curiosity piqued - is it illegal to send feces via fedex/ups as well, or is it a US Mail prohibition?  [popcorn]

ducatiz

#28
May 15, 2012, 10:30:32 AM
Quote from: redxblack on May 15, 2012, 09:55:47 AM
curiosity piqued - is it illegal to send feces via fedex/ups as well, or is it a US Mail prohibition?  [popcorn]

common carriers have their own rules subject to laws.  fedex allows poo to be shipped provided it is in a hazmat container.  i don't know if that's a legal issue or not.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

redxblack

#29
May 15, 2012, 11:41:45 AM
I guess I learned something today.  ;)
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