Quote from: BWClark on July 07, 2008, 08:26:09 PM
You get your wish, but in your left hand is my voluptuous man-boob! You cannot bring yourself to let go!

I wish aaronb and I were in the dominican and that he was holding my man-boob. 

Edit: Dear god. That man boob pic was horrible...

POOF, you and aaronb are in Dominicana as you describe -- together on your honeymoon (and I do mean POOF).  You spend a week getting massages from underage boys and wine colonics then are busted by the police for contributing to the delinquency of a minor and spend the next 22 years in a Dominican prison married to someone else.

I wish it rained one day a week, the same day and only for an inch, and the other 6 days it was 75-80 degrees F and clear skies.

Quote from: ducatizzzz on July 08, 2008, 06:24:23 AM
POOF, you and aaronb are in Dominicana as you describe -- together on your honeymoon (and I do mean POOF).  You spend a week getting massages from underage boys and wine colonics then are busted by the police for contributing to the delinquency of a minor and spend the next 22 years in a Dominican prison married to someone else.

I wish it rained one day a week, the same day and only for an inch, and the other 6 days it was 75-80 degrees F and clear skies.

granted....thats the weather in the Dominican, but see'n how you are locked away in prison married to bw.... you dont get to enjoy it all that much....cept for sodomy Sundays, where you get to romp with your mate outside in the yard for an hour

I wish my sunburn would stop hurt'n.

Your sunburn stops hurting when your skin sloughs off in large sheets.

Coincidentally, I wish I had a bucket filled with large sheets of human skin.

Unfortunately, the bucket contains your own skin.

I wish that I was poor, stupid, and ugly

Granted. But your also ghey.


I wish it was lunch time.

Quote from: porschaholic on July 08, 2008, 10:07:45 AM
I wish it was lunch time.

It is lunch.  Eat your peanut butter & skin sanwiches!!

I'd like another Ducati!!

Quote from: lauramonster on July 08, 2008, 10:11:27 AM
It is lunch.  Eat your peanut butter & skin sanwiches!!

I'd like another Ducati!!

granted.... your like increases ten-fold.... you just cant have.

I wish for fish

Quote from: bobspapa on July 08, 2008, 10:21:20 AM
granted.... your like increases ten-fold.... you just cant have.

I wish for fish

Granted but now you don't want to be with her because of the smell.

I wish my bike was out of the shop.

Quote from: me on July 08, 2008, 10:25:26 AM
Granted but now you don't want to be with her because of the smell.

I wish my bike was out of the shop.

your bike is out of the shop, but has been stolen before you could pick it up, and now you have no idea where it is

i wish it were friday 

Quote from: DuCaTiNi on July 08, 2008, 10:30:28 AM
your bike is out of the shop, but has been stolen before you could pick it up, and now you have no idea where it is

i wish it were friday 

It's Friday, but you're at home... and lonely.

I wish my credit rating wasn't so bad .

Quote from: tommys67 on July 08, 2008, 10:33:16 AM
It's Friday, but you're at home... and lonely.

I wish my credit rating wasn't so bad .

you now have oodles of credit, but no money or job to pay the bills and the banks take everything

i wish i had a million dollars

Granted.  You no longer have a credit score, or any identity for that matter.


I wish for bacon flavored beer.

Quote from: DuCaTiNi on July 08, 2008, 10:39:29 AM

i wish i had a million dollars

You have a million dollars, but Homeland Security wants to know how you got it, and where it is .

I wish I could find a fruit smoothie drink that does NOT include bananas

Quote from: tommys67 on July 08, 2008, 10:43:25 AM
You have a million dollars, but Homeland Security wants to know how you got it, and where it is .

I wish I could find a fruit smoothie drink that does NOT include bananas

granted, but the recipe is 90% exlax and you die shitting your intestines out.

I wish I could time travel effortlessly and flawlessly and would never get stuck in a single time period unless I wanted to.

Quote from: ducatizzzz on July 08, 2008, 10:49:08 AM

I wish I could time travel effortlessly and flawlessly and would never get stuck in a single time period unless I wanted to.

Granted - You can time travel effortlessly, but your clothes cannot.  You arrive everywhere nekkid.

I wish I could instantly triple my skill level at riding a motorbike [moto]