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Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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RAT900

yup had one on my back from the last time I was there 3 weeks ago

but I was on some powerful antibiotics at the time for a tooth

my range buddy also came home with two from sitting at the bench next to mine the other week

he took them to the doctor for testing and they are not Lyme'rs

I think I will stay away from there until after the frost...if we get frosts anymore up here
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ungeheuer

Quote from: RAT900 on June 12, 2012, 03:56:27 AM
Pried a deer tick off my scrote this a.m.

.......suddenly my own minor ailments seem both mundane and yet simultaneously more desirable  ;D.

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RAT900

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lazylightnin717

Quote from: Speeddog on June 11, 2012, 07:19:40 PM
Well, you can do all that except the '18 again'.  [beer]

I don't think my body, brain, or bank account could handle that kind of beating anymore....  [beer]
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ZLTFUL

After living in the country and having a big dumb dog during that time, the only place having a tick would freak me out is my sack. Thanks for making my day far more creepy, Rat.
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RAT900

Quote from: ZLTFUL on June 12, 2012, 07:48:04 AM
After living in the country and having a big dumb dog during that time, the only place having a tick would freak me out is my sack. Thanks for making my day far more creepy, Rat.

Just think of me as a Ray of ....ummm I dunno....Ray of Sumpthin    :-*
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ungeheuer

I dunno.

Maybe its just me.

But I'm getting the feeling that people here actually are giving a shit about the scrotal RAT tick.




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KnightofNi

and the shit hits the fan again.

impatient sales people who demandi stop what i'm doing to immediately help them. then when I don't have an answer in 30 seconds i get hung up on and half the company is copied on an e-mail.

10 min later i am called into the mgr's office and asked why the order had problems. none of my answers are correct or good enough despite telling the flat out truth. (i do take responsibility for my mistakes) It wound up at 'it's all my fault and i will be punished accordingly.'

make the beast with two backs this place, make the beast with two backs the spineless managers, make the beast with two backs the Brian Wbag of a vp/director we have, and make the beast with two backs the attitude everyone has because of her. make the beast with two backs them all with a red hot iron rod.
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lazylightnin717

Kind of like our new HR Director that had a company meeting one week after she started regarding our zero-tolerance policy with sexual harassment.

With that out of the way, now she dresses like a complete slut... Yes I want to make a porno with her...

The catch is that she sued and won a sexual harassment case for the last company she worked for.

It's a disaster waiting to happen. A place full of men in the rock and roll industry working for a company that has more money than brains. She's looking for a diamond
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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

supperduc

So I got selected (more like told) to sit in as a member of this court martial for an alleged rape case recently. We, the jury, sat and listened to the prosecution and a bunch of testimonies for two full days. I was convinced to have enough evidence to vote for a guilty verdict against the defendant, a male in his early 20s. THEN, the judge decided to allow the jury to view a video clip evidence recorded by the defendant. 

I changed my mind about the verdict after viewing the video clip. Hard to find the defendant guilty of non-consensual sexual activity when he was a part of a five-some (yes, five-some: 3 guys and 2 girls).
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