Scrotal Infestations (and other items of gross repulse to give a sh#t over)

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ungeheuer

June 12, 2012, 11:20:59 PM
Clearly folk do care:

Quote from: RAT900 on June 12, 2012, 03:56:27 AM
Pried a deer tick off my scrote this a.m.

that was exciting

and no I am not a shrub-focker, my local range is infested with them

these are the sorts of things I would expect Major Moosehumper to encounter


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RAT900

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June 12, 2012, 11:21:56 PM Last Edit: June 12, 2012, 11:28:12 PM by RAT900
 [laugh] [laugh]  just doing my part to ensure that the NMC is enriched with quality content
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koko64

#2
June 12, 2012, 11:28:49 PM
Hey Doc, make the pain go away, but leave the swelling!  :D
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RAT900

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June 12, 2012, 11:34:11 PM


it did cross my mind to post a few photos for posterity

but I tend to second-guess my better ideas these days
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brimo

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June 12, 2012, 11:58:50 PM
I could add my story about answering a call of nature in the high country of Victoria, Australia and being swarmed by leeches. And yes I gave a ...literally.
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

Scoober1103

#5
June 13, 2012, 12:35:55 AM
I have wandered around the bush for quite a few of my careers and ticks became a common occurrence but once working actually really close to home I had a family of the little buggers head north for the winter and that night I was glad I am married..........so many jokes.......anyway the little pricks (plural: meaning ticks.....) were not much bigger then pin heads but still burrowed in there pretty good! From memory she pulled around 8 off that general region. Sorry no pics......Ahh the memories....... :o 
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ungeheuer

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June 13, 2012, 03:32:58 AM Last Edit: June 13, 2012, 08:10:29 PM by ungeheuer
****THREADJACK*****



WTF  ???



I, ungeheuer, am the only Official Silver Skinned Martian of the DMF  >:(

Away with you, impostor!




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June 13, 2012, 04:15:35 AM
I got nothin'.....and I'm glad.  ;D
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ducpainter

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June 13, 2012, 04:19:44 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on June 13, 2012, 03:32:58 AM
****THREADJACK*****



WTF  ???



I, ungeheuer, am the only Official Silver Skinned Martian of the DMF  >:(

Away with you, impostor!




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This post belongs in NOGAS  ;D
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ungeheuer

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June 13, 2012, 04:22:35 AM
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June 13, 2012, 04:24:01 AM
how cute, the martians are fighting
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June 13, 2012, 04:33:00 AM
Quote from: lethe on June 13, 2012, 04:24:01 AM
how cute, the martians are fighting

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ungeheuer

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June 13, 2012, 04:46:48 AM
Quote from: lethe on June 13, 2012, 04:24:01 AM
how cute, the martians are fighting
The martians are not fighting.  

Lionel Mandrake has gone off the rails is all  ;D
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June 13, 2012, 04:51:14 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on June 13, 2012, 04:46:48 AM
The martians are not fighting.  

Lionel Mandrake has gone off the rails is all  ;D

There's a reference not everyone will get.  [thumbsup]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


RAT900

#14
June 13, 2012, 04:58:58 AM
Squabbling factions from the Crown colonies

we may have to send in a Canadian to give them a stern dressing-down
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