The Official No One Gives a Sh*t Thread

ducpainter · July 02, 2012, 04:50:56 PM

Quote from: RAT900 on July 02, 2012, 04:47:38 PM
I just think he needs to take a more scientific approach

in selecting a suitable mate

before injecting his milt into her fertile breeding pouch

clearly Kate fell short of his expectations

Are you trying to say he's thinking with the wrong head?

RAT900 · July 02, 2012, 04:53:20 PM

Can't really say my wrong head ever put a lot of thought into the rules of the road when it was piloting my personal destiny to its destination

ducpainter · July 02, 2012, 04:55:15 PM

Quote from: RAT900 on July 02, 2012, 04:53:20 PM
Can't really say my wrong head ever put a lot of thought into the rules of the road when it was piloting my personal destiny to its destination

i'm gonna take that as a resounding...

yes.

RAT900 · July 02, 2012, 05:03:36 PM

resounding indeed

once he got behind the wheel

you'd have better luck convincing your drunk buddy that he should pull over and let you drive

that evil demon would always get me into situations

and then leave it up to me to figure out how to exit

after the party was over

Ducatamount · July 03, 2012, 04:38:02 AM

Well put,old boy,well said.

Some people say "I would do it all the same again,I wouldn't change a thing."
That is NOT me.
I have made my share of mistakes.
I say "If I knew then,what I know now!"

rgramjet · July 04, 2012, 07:02:32 AM

My neighborhood has been without electricity since Friday night.........

cokey · July 04, 2012, 10:05:17 AM

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Get some stuff

Stella · July 05, 2012, 08:33:06 AM

Have I mentioned lately how much my new work HP laptop completely bites? I hate it.

RAT900 · July 05, 2012, 09:26:50 AM

those of us with corporate Dells envy you

I cried because I had no shoes....and then I saw a man who had no feet

KnightofNi · July 05, 2012, 09:33:00 AM

Quote from: RAT900 on July 05, 2012, 09:26:50 AM
those of us with corporate Dells envy you

I cried because I had no shoes....and then I saw a man who had no feet

my dell wasn'tbad. it lasted 7.5 years before it got really slow and caused problems.

now I have an HP.

rgramjet · July 05, 2012, 12:16:49 PM

Quote from: RAT900 on July 05, 2012, 09:26:50 AM
I cried because I had no shoes....and then I saw a man who had no feet

I used a similar proverb when my wife complained about the lack of power........even though we have a small Honda generator powering our refrigerators, a couple fans and a dvd player for the kiddos.

I have a couple friends whose houses were CRUNCHED!

RAT900 · July 05, 2012, 01:03:01 PM

Quote from: rgramjet on July 05, 2012, 12:16:49 PM
I used a similar proverb when my wife complained about the lack of power........even though we have a small Honda generator powering our refrigerators, a couple fans and a dvd player for the kiddos.

I have a couple friends whose houses were CRUNCHED!

I was actually just yesterday looking at one for the NC house...6500 watts or so should do the trick :-)

I like electricity

Randimus Maximus · July 05, 2012, 01:22:39 PM

I feel like I'm having a case of the Mondays.

rgramjet · July 05, 2012, 02:11:10 PM

Quote from: rgramjet on July 05, 2012, 12:16:49 PM
I used a similar proverb when my wife complained about the lack of power........even though we have a small Honda generator powering our refrigerators, a couple fans and a dvd player for the kiddos.

I have a couple friends whose houses were CRUNCHED!

Turns out my main fridge doesnt like generator power. Just had repair guy come over and estimate $900-$1,300 parts and labor to make better.

I have two feet but just lost a toe.

cokey · July 06, 2012, 10:31:43 AM

Cheaper to buy s new one. Over juiced it? No controller?

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