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Started by Dockstrada, May 22, 2008, 02:54:22 AM

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Jukie

The bike slide down the
Before Honda CB125N
          Suzuki GS125
Now.   Ducati 620ie
          Lambretta Li150
          Ducati S4RT

dragonworld.

large slippery chrome pole
Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!

Jukie

To get all fixed up
Before Honda CB125N
          Suzuki GS125
Now.   Ducati 620ie
          Lambretta Li150
          Ducati S4RT

dragonworld.

and ready for more shenanigans
Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!

Jukie

Which might take a while
Before Honda CB125N
          Suzuki GS125
Now.   Ducati 620ie
          Lambretta Li150
          Ducati S4RT

dragonworld.

because the physical stress is
Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!

Jukie

All too much at the
Before Honda CB125N
          Suzuki GS125
Now.   Ducati 620ie
          Lambretta Li150
          Ducati S4RT

dragonworld.

present so romping must be
Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!

Jukie

Done very slowly and
Before Honda CB125N
          Suzuki GS125
Now.   Ducati 620ie
          Lambretta Li150
          Ducati S4RT

dragonworld.

with great care not to
Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!

Jukie

Bust and more parts
Before Honda CB125N
          Suzuki GS125
Now.   Ducati 620ie
          Lambretta Li150
          Ducati S4RT

dragonworld.

because rebuilds are expensive and
Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!

Jukie

And may not be allowed
Before Honda CB125N
          Suzuki GS125
Now.   Ducati 620ie
          Lambretta Li150
          Ducati S4RT

lukevo

for body parts that
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." - Ferris Bueller

Now:
M1100evo
Gone:
BMW f 800r
Yamaha SR500

dragonworld.

are used and abused when
Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!