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Started by Monsterlover, July 22, 2012, 11:05:58 AM

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Monsterlover

July 22, 2012, 11:05:58 AM
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Buckethead

#1
July 22, 2012, 11:27:50 AM
Kevin?

I... I have some bad news. You may want to sit down for this.

Your test results came back.

I'm afraid it's worse than we feared.

Kev... you are the new MonsterDave.

Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Monsterlover

#2
July 22, 2012, 11:31:35 AM
I normally would say I've been called worse

Except I haven't.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Buckethead

#3
July 22, 2012, 11:37:34 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on July 22, 2012, 11:31:35 AM
I normally would say I've been called worse

Sure you have. You just didn't hear it cause Mikey was on his own bike with his helmet on.  ;)
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Monsterlover

#4
July 22, 2012, 11:55:14 AM
I think you underestimated the seriousness of my pm
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

IZ

#5
July 22, 2012, 12:16:31 PM
Quote from: Buckethead on July 22, 2012, 11:27:50 AM
Kevin?

I... I have some bad news. You may want to sit down for this.

Your test results came back.

I'm afraid it's worse than we feared.

Kev... you are the new MonsterDave.



[laugh]
2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

lethe

#6
July 22, 2012, 04:35:23 PM
Quote from: Buckethead on July 22, 2012, 11:37:34 AM
Sure you have. You just didn't hear it cause Mikey was on his own bike with his helmet on.  ;)
He did make me back off the throttle a few times so I'd have room to navigate through the debris field that I expected.
Not sure what I called him, probably not brilliant.  ;D
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

Monsterlover

#7
July 22, 2012, 04:48:50 PM
Debris field?  No one crashed that weekend. . .

Also, a solitary go pro hurdling down the double yellow doesn't count as a field, even if it was debris ;D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

lethe

#8
July 22, 2012, 04:56:01 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on July 22, 2012, 04:48:50 PM
Debris field?  No one crashed that weekend. . .

Also, a solitary go pro hurdling down the double yellow doesn't count as a field, even if it was debris ;D
Yup, no one was close enough to lick the side of a Dodge Ram.  [cheeky]

This thread has me thinking, if I convert my bikes to run off human flesh then I can make it a point to ride with crash prone people and just run them over as they fall.
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

Monsterlover

#9
July 22, 2012, 04:58:04 PM
I forgot about almost smashing that truck (suburban, right?)

Re: flesh powered bikes, you'd need quite the intake scoop.  Might limit corner clearance.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

lethe

#10
July 22, 2012, 05:01:42 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on July 22, 2012, 04:58:04 PM
I forgot about almost smashing that truck (suburban, right?)

Re: flesh powered bikes, you'd need quite the intake scoop.  Might limit corner clearance.
I think it was a crew cab Ram. The video is upstairs, I can look in a bit.
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

Monsterlover

#11
July 22, 2012, 05:08:08 PM
All I know was it was big and it was almost in my way. Not being intimately familiar with the side of a truck isn't a bad thing.

I could have been robot fuel.

Hmm, I may have just coined a phrase [laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

lethe

#12
July 22, 2012, 05:29:28 PM
You are correct, it was a 'burban and you made him drive into the grass across the street  [laugh]
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

Monsterlover

#13
July 22, 2012, 05:45:49 PM
Geez.

Almost robot fuel.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

lethe

#14
July 22, 2012, 06:28:10 PM
Robot fuel indeed

Yikes
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625
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