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Started by Monsterlover, July 22, 2012, 11:08:35 AM

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Monsterlover

Pretty sure if you answer the door looking like this



whatever reason im at your door in the first place becomes unimportant.

Even without the shotgun.

http://www.coolthings.com/horse-head-mask-looks-fun-and-creepy/

Funny on the dog though. . .
;D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Buckethead

Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Monsterlover

Hide in the bathroom at parties. 

You'll be a hit :D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Buckethead

Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Monsterlover

#4
It was merely a suggestion.  

I wasn't saying you shouldn't branch out.

I don't know how well you could see out of it, but pics of a rider on a moto would be hilarious.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Buckethead

Hahaha.

Especially with the expression on its face.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! THIS IS SCARY FAST!!!!!"

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Monsterlover

Bonus points for doing a wheelie while looking at the camera.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Oldfisti

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Monsterlover

I was just thinking this would also be crap your pants funny to go driving down the highway with that on

[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Bick

hey now.  be nice.  Matthew Brodrick has to wake up to that face every day.

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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sugarcrook

Quote from: Bick on July 22, 2012, 07:55:28 PM
hey now.  be nice.  Matthew Brodrick has to wake up to that face every day.

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RAT900

Quote from: Bick on July 22, 2012, 07:55:28 PM
hey now.  be nice.  Matthew Brodrick has to wake up to that face every day.



[clap] [laugh]
This is an insult to the Pez community

Speedbag

Quote from: Bick on July 22, 2012, 07:55:28 PM
hey now.  be nice.  Matthew Brodrick has to wake up to that face every day.



[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
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ducatiz

Quote from: Bick on July 22, 2012, 07:55:28 PM
hey now.  be nice.  Matthew Brodrick has to wake up to that face every day.



I have said that for YEARS
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monsterjoe

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