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Started by KnightofNi, August 25, 2012, 11:04:59 AM

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KnightofNi

next week a friend and i will begin a trek across this great land and since we have no real goal other than seeing all the pandas in the USA (only 4 zoos have them) we were thinking we would also try to see a good chunk of the stupid things on the side of the road. Things like the largest ball of string, world's biggest frying pan, midgetville, donkey shows, largest adult novelty store, and so on are what we are aiming for. we will touch the west coast and then turn south to start the Pandatrek in san diego. heading back east.

so if you would. Please let me know of anything that you have seen that fits into this and where it is.

Thanks!
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Can you give us a broad hint of what your route might be?
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Apropos to absolutely nothing at all, "this" wide brown land seems to have a bit of a fetish for those "big" things too. My idea was to build a theme park (well actually a spare room in my house) of miniature big things where you can come and see all of them in one spot, albeit alot smaller. I reckon it's a winner of an idea and am open to the idea to franchise such a venture in the states. Any takers? I want to call it "little big things"
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TiNi

omg  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
most of this stuff looks like it is from the same era...
the era of nutts....  [laugh] [laugh]

have a good time kni!  8)

and bigass kudos to dp for diggin' up that moose pic

KnightofNi

approximate route will be 90 west to ID then something else to get to CA.
PCH south to san diego

then east through vegas, denver, memphis, and atlanta. then north to DC and home.

the only certainties are long hours in the car, beer that we can't get here, and pandas.


there will probably also be a fight and we will hate each other for a day or 2
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Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

fastwin

Do not pass up the roadside rattlesnake "ranches" in Texas. Or better still, the rattlesnake "roundup" in Sweetwater about 40 miles from Abilene, Texas. Who would want to miss some grilled rattler or watch hundreds of snakes get "milked". Damn, we know how to have fun in Texas! [laugh] [beer] [bacon]
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KnightofNi

also, i forgot to add, we are leaving from philly.

Quote from: fastwin on August 25, 2012, 03:31:34 PM
Do not pass up the roadside rattlesnake "ranches" in Texas. Or better still, the rattlesnake "roundup" in Sweetwater about 40 miles from Abilene, Texas. Who would want to miss some grilled rattler or watch hundreds of snakes get "milked". Damn, we know how to have fun in Texas! [laugh] [beer] [bacon]

i grew up in AL and my relatives are from TX. I have been witness to this fun. i might make my freind do the same. lol
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

fastwin

Do it. [thumbsup] [drink] [popcorn] Nothing more fun than a little snake handling. ;)
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.