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Started by KnightofNi, August 25, 2012, 11:04:59 AM

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hbliam

You should try to include as many of the Drive Ins, Diners, and Dives spots as you can for food. And a baseball game in every park playing at the times you pass through.

And skip PCH through the south bay and Long Beach unless hookers and tweakers count as roadside attractions.

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Quote from: hbliam on August 25, 2012, 05:32:09 PM
You should try to include as many of the Drive Ins, Diners, and Dives spots as you can for food. And a baseball game in every park playing at the times you pass through.

And skip PCH through the south bay and Long Beach unless hookers and tweakers count as roadside attractions.

The level of how much this pains me to say, I agree.  [thumbsup]
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My kind of trip, wish I were participating.

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KnightofNi

Quote from: hbliam on August 25, 2012, 05:32:09 PM
You should try to include as many of the Drive Ins, Diners, and Dives spots as you can for food. And a baseball game in every park playing at the times you pass through.

And skip PCH through the south bay and Long Beach unless hookers and tweakers count as roadside attractions.

neither of us like baseball, but i like the idea.
duly noted about the southern PCH. I have a stop in LA and a bit north of LA anyways.
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Quote from: elyse on August 27, 2012, 09:48:05 AM
Prairie Dog Town in Oakley, KS...Home of the "world's largest prairie dog"... it's about as cheesy as it gets :)

This.

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Bookmark this site: http://www.roadsideamerica.com/ Bet you can't spend just five minutes on the site marveling at the voices in some people's heads that drive them to create some of these things.

Pretty much the definitive guide to weird attractions and distractions all around this great land of ours, including a trip planner!
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Might be a little out of the way in Douglas, WY:



Also, if you are on I-10 east of Tucson, you could stop here:


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Quote from: the_Journeyman on August 27, 2012, 05:52:34 PM
We've got a giant indian in Asheville at a (used to be) Pontiac dealer.

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