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Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.

Started by needtorque, September 10, 2012, 06:48:55 AM

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needtorque

actually the reply came through as i sent the apology.  women typically text faster than men.  The reply was, "I think that was for nikki?" (my wife is nikki btw)
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Buckethead

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Roommate of mine tried to send a picture of his junk to his girlfriend at the time, whose name was Monica.

His mom (next name down in his contact list) texted back and said "I'm glad you're proud, but trust me: that's nothing to brag about."
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

needtorque

Quote from: Buckethead on September 10, 2012, 04:21:01 PM
Roommate of mine tried to send a picture of his just to his girlfriend at the time, whose name was Monica.

His mom (next name down in his contact list) texted back and said "I'm glad you're proud, but trust me: that's nothing to brag about."

Good quip for that would have been, "just another inadequacy that I can blame on my mother."
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ducatigirl100

last year .... I brooke up whit my BF... he was still sendining me message beging .... one nigth  a guy that i just meet ( who never became a BF afterward'S ) send me a "good nite" message I didn't recongnise the phone number so I send back "... (name of the last bf).... ?"   oups !! to wich he replied " who's ...( name of the last Bf)....   "   oups :-[ [laugh]

ducatigirl100

Quote from: Buckethead on September 10, 2012, 04:21:01 PM
Roommate of mine tried to send a picture of his junk to his girlfriend at the time, whose name was Monica.

His mom (next name down in his contact list) texted back and said "I'm glad you're proud, but trust me: that's nothing to brag about."

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ItsaDuc

Wife and I are at a bar having fun messing with eachother. She can be quite the smartass, so when she left to go to the ladies room, I thought I would send a funny txt for her to read when she got back.

"How u feel about a BJ?"

She doesn't seem to get the message.

All of a sudden I get a mssage from my buddy  who also rides.

"This might change our relationship, won't Amie get jealous?"

Still hear about it whenever we meet up.

ManaloEA

Quote from: ItsaDuc on September 10, 2012, 06:46:05 PM
Wife and I are at a bar having fun messing with eachother. She can be quite the smartass, so when she left to go to the ladies room, I thought I would send a funny txt for her to read when she got back.

"How u feel about a BJ?"

She doesn't seem to get the message.

All of a sudden I get a mssage from my buddy  who also rides.

"This might change our relationship, won't Amie get jealous?"

Still hear about it whenever we meet up.
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koko64

Stretchin' the friendship a bit! [laugh]


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ItsaDuc

Quote from: koko64 on September 10, 2012, 09:41:01 PM
Stretchin' the friendship a bit! [laugh]

Yeah, not one of my finer moments. Always a good story though.

Needless to say, I ALWAYS check who I'm sending to now.

rgramjet

Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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Noones gonna take my stupid texting crown!

The junk/mom guy is close though.......
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

Buckethead

Quote from: rgramjet on September 11, 2012, 03:34:30 PM
Noones gonna take my stupid texting crown!

The junk/mom guy is close though.......

Yeah...

Randy was... "special."
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Le Pirate

This thread is great  [laugh]






However...on a serious note...what phones are you guys using? I've never had any of these problems  [thumbsup]


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