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The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread

Started by Kaveh, May 16, 2008, 11:00:15 PM

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RAT900

#210
September 18, 2012, 02:53:53 AM
this place is the psychological equivalent of a Turkish Prison
This is an insult to the Pez community

lethe

#211
September 18, 2012, 03:26:27 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on September 18, 2012, 02:53:53 AM
this place is the psychological equivalent of a Turkish Prison
you don't want to know what is used to make the taffy though
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ducpainter

#212
September 18, 2012, 03:31:43 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on September 18, 2012, 02:53:53 AM
this place is the psychological equivalent of a Turkish Prison
...and an insult to the Pez community.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


RAT900

#213
September 18, 2012, 04:40:35 AM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
This is an insult to the Pez community

RAT900

#214
September 27, 2012, 05:24:30 AM
Banning self for posting a Yoko Ono track

eternal hell for me would be more than 30 seconds of Yoko "singing".....

accompanied by a "free jazz" quartet......

while trapped in a gallery showing nothing but Jackson Pollock's paintings.....

with my ex-wife at my side
This is an insult to the Pez community

ungeheuer

#215
September 27, 2012, 06:12:38 AM Last Edit: September 27, 2012, 07:12:59 AM by ungeheuer
Quote from: RAT900 on September 27, 2012, 05:24:30 AM
Banning self for posting a Yoko Ono track
I really think the Official Rules should be amended to include this transgression amongst the most serious of posting offences.

You sick, sick bastard RAT  [laugh].

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RAT900

#216
September 27, 2012, 07:10:05 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on September 27, 2012, 06:12:38 AM
I really theink the Official Rules should be amended to include this transgression amongst the most serious of posting offences.

You sick, sick bastard RAT  [laugh].



indeed seal-clubbing footage would be preferable to her caterwauling ....not to mention the ugly reminder that Lennon was not immune from being

another jackwagon dude sacking his credibility

for some poozle that smelled right to him
This is an insult to the Pez community

zooom

#217
September 28, 2012, 11:03:17 AM
I'll just sit her for a minute or few for the VEET review in the joke thread...
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NorDog

#218
December 18, 2012, 02:27:12 PM
Banning myself for posting an overwhelmingly controversial political question.
A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin

Ducatamount

#219
August 22, 2013, 04:02:59 AM Last Edit: August 22, 2013, 04:28:35 AM by Ducatamount
I am a political prisoner of me and my big mouth.
half fast

lethe

#220
September 30, 2013, 05:21:34 PM
make the beast with two backs the world, I'm inventing a plague this weekend
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ducpainter

#221
September 30, 2013, 05:26:09 PM
Quote from: lethe on September 30, 2013, 05:21:34 PM
make the beast with two backs the world, I'm inventing a plague this weekend
That won't get you banned.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


lethe

#222
September 30, 2013, 05:28:28 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on September 30, 2013, 05:26:09 PM
That won't get you banned.
If I keep getting myself riled up about selfish people I may.
I just wrote a bit nastier response to someone over on ADVrider than I would ever here.
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DRKWNG

#223
September 30, 2013, 05:30:27 PM
Can I provide an address to send said plague to?
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

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lethe

#224
September 30, 2013, 05:33:43 PM
Quote from: DRKWNG on September 30, 2013, 05:30:27 PM
Can I provide an address to send said plague to?
I soften up and foolishly regain hope for mankind well before I can ever start such a thing
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