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The little things in life (that irritate you)

Started by freeclimbmtb, October 04, 2012, 08:49:03 AM

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duccarlos

Douchebag client sitting behind me giving me a speech about communication because he wasn't listening to me when I told him that the system was ready for him to use. He was actually started the rant about how he wasted the whole morning waiting for it to be ready.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

ItsaDuc

New thread for each new movie rather than in one thread dedicated to movies.

[bang]  [roll]  ???

duccarlos

I would love to merge all those threads into the main movie thread, but don't want to over step.

Douchebag gave me a parting shot as he was leaving. Asked me if the system was up as he was packing his shit and then asked "why don't we ever tell him that it's running". Maybe because your worthless ass is never on at your make the beast with two backsing desk.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

cokey

I was always putting movies in the movie news thread. But kept seeing people post new threads (dave) lol..   guess its not movie news?
I WIN
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Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

Rob Hilding

People that do a shitty job and still expect (demand) a tip
Desmosedici - it's the new Paso (except the bodywork doesn't fit as well)

DucNaked

People talking on the phone in the Men's room.
People who stick their foot out of a car window. I don't know why, but it really pisses me off.
"If your bike is quiter than mine your a pussy, if it's louder you're an asshole." Monster 1100S

freeclimbmtb

Quote from: DucNaked on October 11, 2012, 03:46:23 PM
People talking on the phone in the Men's room.
People who stick their foot out of a car window. I don't know why, but it really pisses me off.

[laugh]  +1


2011 Monster 796 ABS

CW/evotech tail tidy, lightwereks integrated tail light, CRG Arrow bar end mirrors, Duc.ee solenoid eliminator & 696 midpipe, sans charcoal canister, pileon grab bars, Arrow Dark slipons (sans dB killers), Rizoma Zero11's, Rizoma Lux grips, Rizoma rearsets, Rizoma gas cap, 1098R Ohlins forks, IMA Triples, Galfer wave rotors, Brembo radial masters, Rizoma reservoirs, Ohlins DU737, Rizoma bars, 15t AFAM front and 41t supersprox rear sprocket with EK MVXC chain.

ducpainter

'Reality' shows...

who's make the beast with two backsing reality?

I'm not ever going survival camping on a tropical island.  [bang] [bang] [bang]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



Speedbag

I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

zooom

when admin's move shit around on a forum because they are godlike or something....

;)
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98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

spolic

Parents who let their kids use a resturant as a playground.

SIT DOWN & SHUT UP! I'm eating here and you're messing with my digestion!
He man, where are all the ads?

Stella

Newly divorced old men who drink before your lunch "meeting" with no intent of talking legit business. At all.   [puke]
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

freeclimbmtb

Running into divorced single moms I went to high school with that open with the line "looks like your doing well for yourself"



(yes, thats called foresight and/or self control.)
2011 Monster 796 ABS

CW/evotech tail tidy, lightwereks integrated tail light, CRG Arrow bar end mirrors, Duc.ee solenoid eliminator & 696 midpipe, sans charcoal canister, pileon grab bars, Arrow Dark slipons (sans dB killers), Rizoma Zero11's, Rizoma Lux grips, Rizoma rearsets, Rizoma gas cap, 1098R Ohlins forks, IMA Triples, Galfer wave rotors, Brembo radial masters, Rizoma reservoirs, Ohlins DU737, Rizoma bars, 15t AFAM front and 41t supersprox rear sprocket with EK MVXC chain.

LMT

People who walk busy city sidewalks reading a paperback or kindle like device. Look up! Look where you are going.

MendoDave

Christmas stuff, sales, ad's etc. Before Thanksgiving and especially before Haloween.

And meth.