Quote from: BWClark on July 11, 2008, 04:41:49 AM
Abra-ca-frickin-dabra! Here's your snow cone, pee flavored like from the Jackass movie or whatever. I can't believe you're enjoying that. Gross.

I wish I had prepared Nutts's snow cone...

Your wish is granted. After enjoying downing all sorts of liquids to add more flavor to my snow cone.. you pee´d the most pink and acidic pee that pretty much melted your hands away and what was left of the snow cone. Your weener is left smoking also.

I wish I was 6´5"

Quote from: DuCaTiNi
you've got your snowcone... but you're eating it at the north pole and it's -80°F, all you are wearing is a pink speedo  

i wish i had a beach house to share with my friends, dmfers and family.
somewhere where the climate is ALWAYS spectacular, no hurricanes or big storms.
there is a full time chef and bartender, and an endless supply of good food and cocktails.

Your wish is granted. We are ALL in your 70sq.ft beach house in deep Alaska.. the summers and winters are spectacular. You have a full time hunk of a chef called Bruno and bartender Clifford (the big red dog) who spit in the food and glasses before serving that endless supply of rotten good food and cock tails (with feathers and all).

I wish I wasn´t so evil (that´s for the pink speedo, which I do have and keep along with my leopard skin print speedo)

Quote from: porschaholic on July 11, 2008, 04:42:22 AM
Granted. You have your snow cone. Unfortunatly you can't eat it because your face is a swollen bloody mess and need it as an ice pack instead. That's what you get for destroying a pristine 998 and turning it into a trike.

I wish I had a steak breakfast.

Your wish is granted, you have a big and juicy 50oz gorilla butt rump served by another gorilla who duly sodomizes you. (pink 998 duc trikes are cool)

I wish my body fat index was at my old 11% instead of the 90% I´m at right now

Quote from: NuTTs on July 11, 2008, 06:03:42 AM

I wish my body fat index was at my old 11% instead of the 90% I´m at right now

Granted. Now that all that remains of your body is your severed head connected to life support, you've got very little body fat compared to other tissue...

I wish I could slow down and speed up time at will.

You can.... But Will ends up be pissed about it and toilet papers your house.

I wish my back would stop itching.

Quote from: bobspapa on July 11, 2008, 07:50:43 AM
You can.... But Will ends up be pissed about it and toilet papers your house.

I wish my back would stop itching.

Your back no longer itches. This is primarily due to the new burning sensation, but that's what happens when you mess around with lighter fuild.

I wish the duc dealer gave out a loaner duc (full size, new, operational) to me when I bring mine in for service like Lexus does.

Quote from: DCXCV on July 11, 2008, 08:15:58 AM
Your back no longer itches. This is primarily due to the new burning sensation, but that's what happens when you mess around with lighter fuild.

I wish the duc dealer gave out a loaner duc (full size, new, operational) to me when I bring mine in for service like Lexus does.

he does, but it's a Ducati branded Dodge K-car.

I wish Carrie Fisher was still good looking.

Quote from: ducatizzzz on July 11, 2008, 09:54:05 AM
he does, but it's a Ducati branded Dodge K-car.

I wish Carrie Fisher was still good looking.

She is.... but because you have now lowered your standards..... you start voting Dem


I wish I had a swimming pool filled with cool refreshing water, here at work.

You have the pool, but in the refreshing waters are man eating crocodiles that guard the pool with and unending fury.  You cannot go within 10 feet of the pool.

I wish I was at Happy Hour already

Quote from: bryant8 on July 11, 2008, 10:27:13 AM
You have the pool, but in the refreshing waters are man eating crocodiles that guard the pool with and unending fury.  You cannot go within 10 feet of the pool.

I wish I was at Happy Hour already

poof - you are laid off from your job at the fudge packing factory and now spend all your days at the bar, "happy hour" is all day for you.. you don't even bother to get up to pee.

i wish we could have a re-do of the writing of the Constitution   

Quote from: ducatizzzz on July 11, 2008, 10:38:20 AM
poof - you are laid off from your job at the fudge packing factory and now spend all your days at the bar, "happy hour" is all day for you.. you don't even bother to get up to pee.

i wish we could have a re-do of the writing of the Constitution   

poof.... Obama wins


I wish I had a real Iron Man suit

Quote from: bobspapa on July 11, 2008, 10:42:54 AM
I wish I had a real Iron Man suit

Granted. You have the only real Iron Man suit in existence. Unfortunately, you are required to have your heart shot in order to wield the suit. You do it yourself and miss and now your lung has collapsed. Good job, doofus.

I wish my allergies weren't so bad....

Quote from: Monsterlover on June 28, 2008, 05:01:00 PM
I stole this from the 675 board.  Seems fun.

"The purpose is to make a wish, but have the next poster grant it, but corrupt it (eg. poster1: I wish my feet had jet engines in them, poster2: granted, but you can't turn them off). He in turn can make a new wish."

Ill start.

I wish I had a Hypermotard.

Granted, you have a Hypermotard.

I wish I knew how to play this game.

Quote from: BizarroBob on July 11, 2008, 11:44:28 AM
Granted, you have a Hypermotard.

I wish I knew how to play this game.

Doh! He ruined it! Now we're going to have to start over.... 

I wish we didn't have to start over.

Quote from: jclin on July 11, 2008, 01:17:03 PM
Doh! He ruined it! Now we're going to have to start over.... 

I wish we didn't have to start over.

We don't but now you are the love slave of Carrot Top.

I wish Halle Berry was my love slave.

Quote from: ducatizzzz on July 11, 2008, 01:20:28 PM
We don't but now you are the love slave of Carrot Top.

I wish Halle Berry was my love slave.

Granted.... kind of. The wish granter is dyslexic, and now Barry Hale is your love slave.

I wish for one red fish and one blue fish

Quote from: bobspapa on July 11, 2008, 01:49:14 PM
Granted.... kind of. The wish granter is dyslexic, and now Barry Hale is your love slave.

I wish for one red fish and one blue fish

You got 'em. And in a few months you're gonna have few hundred purple fish.

I wish I could find my oil pan.