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Started by freeclimbmtb, October 04, 2012, 08:49:03 AM

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freeclimbmtb

Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on October 14, 2012, 06:42:25 AM
People who walk busy city sidewalks reading a paperback or kindle like device. Look up! Look where you are going.


OH!

AND!

when your walking by yourself down the sidewalk and there is a group walking toward you 3 or 4 abreast...and they expect YOU to move!!  (Times like these I like to just pretend I dont see them and pile through the middle)
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LMT

Quote from: freeclimbmtb on October 14, 2012, 08:08:27 AM
OH!

AND!

when your walking by yourself down the sidewalk and there is a group walking toward you 3 or 4 abreast...and they expect YOU to move!!  (Times like these I like to just pretend I dont see them and pile through the middle)

This! I work near the Seattle Amazon HQ. They all walk like that. We call them Amholes.

TiNi

Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on October 14, 2012, 08:57:01 AM
This! I work near the Seattle Amazon HQ. They all walk like that. We call them Amholes.


[laugh] [laugh] [clap] love it

rgramjet

Quote from: DucNaked on October 11, 2012, 03:46:23 PM
People who stick their foot out of a car window. I don't know why, but it really pisses me off.

Its ok when hot chicks do it.......otherwise +1.
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

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zooom

I am surprised Howie hasn't chimed in here with nature's "little" miracle that annoys him to no end...

the squirrel !!!!
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freeclimbmtb

Quote from: zooom on October 15, 2012, 07:08:49 AM
I am surprised Howie hasn't chimed in here with nature's "little" miracle that annoys him to no end...

the squirrel !!!!

Ah yes.  They generally start trying to chew their way into my house in late november, this year they started early.  Kill count is up to 2 so far.  
2011 Monster 796 ABS

CW/evotech tail tidy, lightwereks integrated tail light, CRG Arrow bar end mirrors, Duc.ee solenoid eliminator & 696 midpipe, sans charcoal canister, pileon grab bars, Arrow Dark slipons (sans dB killers), Rizoma Zero11's, Rizoma Lux grips, Rizoma rearsets, Rizoma gas cap, 1098R Ohlins forks, IMA Triples, Galfer wave rotors, Brembo radial masters, Rizoma reservoirs, Ohlins DU737, Rizoma bars, 15t AFAM front and 41t supersprox rear sprocket with EK MVXC chain.

zooom

Quote from: freeclimbmtb on October 15, 2012, 08:50:33 AM
Ah yes.  They generally start trying to chew their way into my house in late november, this year they started early.  Kill count is up to 2 so far. 

99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

IZ

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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

LMT

People who leave poo in the toilet at work. Flush twice if you have to.

Just to clarify, I'm talking poo in the women's restroom.

cokey

Chicks are dirty.. usually the young ones.. hotter the dirtier.  Especially models..  which brings me to my next point..

Hate when customers knows the cable guy is coming over but doesn't move anything.  Or doesn't know the layout of their own house after 20 yrs.. you can also clean up some..
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freeclimbmtb

Quote from: zooom on October 15, 2012, 09:00:41 AM


Ill see your...whatever the hell that is...

And raise you a .22 rifle with CB rounds.

Live free or die.
2011 Monster 796 ABS

CW/evotech tail tidy, lightwereks integrated tail light, CRG Arrow bar end mirrors, Duc.ee solenoid eliminator & 696 midpipe, sans charcoal canister, pileon grab bars, Arrow Dark slipons (sans dB killers), Rizoma Zero11's, Rizoma Lux grips, Rizoma rearsets, Rizoma gas cap, 1098R Ohlins forks, IMA Triples, Galfer wave rotors, Brembo radial masters, Rizoma reservoirs, Ohlins DU737, Rizoma bars, 15t AFAM front and 41t supersprox rear sprocket with EK MVXC chain.