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Started by Grampa, December 01, 2012, 05:32:09 PM

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Grampa

Caroline Wang a ......?
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Pedro-bot

A. Nice person
B. Ducatisti
C. Communist
D. All of the above

Sorry.
I have no idea who that is.   :P
1999 M750 AKA Little Blue Monster, 2002 S4, 2006 Sport 1000, 2008 Sport 1000, 2005 749s, 2018 R NineT Urban GS

kopfjäger

Quote from: Pedro-bot on December 01, 2012, 07:26:51 PM
A. Nice person
B. Ducatisti
C. Communist
D. All of the above

Sorry.
I have no idea who that is.   :P

Caroline Wang, NABBA Austrian Championships 2012
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muskrat

Can we thin the gene pool? 

2015 MTS 1200
09 Electra Glide

krolik

'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDuc
No. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

RAT900

aggghhhh

whatever your preference...you're doing a dude if you're doing her
This is an insult to the Pez community

brimo

The surname says it all.
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

DesmoDiva

There is no way that thing was born a woman.   [puke]
'01 ST4 Yellow
'02 ST4s Yellow

MendoDave

Why? Why would anyone do that to themselves?

Grampa

#9
All I know is...... Had Evil Knievel tried jumping her back in the day.....he would have broke every bone in his body.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Johnny OrganDonor


MendoDave

Does she have toe thumbs?

lethe

'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

PhilB

Everybody needs a hobby.

PhilB
1993 Ducati M900 Monster "Patina" (203,000 miles, so far) -- 1995 Ducati M900 (wife's bike) -- 1972 Honda CB450 (daughter's bike) -- 1979 Vespa P200 (daughter's scoot) -- 1967 Alfa Romeo GT Jr. (1300cc) -- 1964 Vespa GS160 (160cc 2-stroke) -- 1962 Maicoletta scooter (275cc 2-stroke) -- 1960 Heinkel Tourist 103A1 scooter "Elroy" (175cc 4-stroke)

Bick

Let's turn to the expert...

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *