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Just rolled into the shop

Started by Slide Panda, October 02, 2012, 01:00:39 PM

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Slide Panda

No, just a shade tree on my bikes and the occasional buddies. I just enjoy spectating on disasters like that reddit thread brings.
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

the_Journeyman

I'm in the same boat.  Friend of my wife calls her because she's got a flat.  Ok, not a big deal, I figure the shop used an air wrench and she can't get the lugs off.  We go, and it's not that, she just has no idea how to change a tire.  The WTF moment?  It's flat because she ran the inside past the steel belts.  I cut my hand up good pulling the tire and not knowing that.

JM
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Slide Panda

Quote from: the_Journeyman on December 04, 2012, 04:33:12 PM
I cut my hand up good pulling the tire and not knowing that.

JM

Always grab the wheel, not the tire when you can... never know what's lurking in the tire of a flat
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

MendoDave

Or wear gloves, keeps the hands clean too.

yamifixer

Quote from: zooom on December 04, 2012, 09:03:48 AM
it is commonly refferred to as the CEL or Check Engine Light....just as an FYI...

Way less fun name.
'00 M900Sie, '66 Benelli Fireball, '70 Honda Z50
Valve Springs are EVIL

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



zooom

Quote from: Dirty Duc on December 04, 2012, 02:39:03 PM
I was thinking the sticker referred to the fact they had installed non-C.A.R.B. compliant performance enhancers such that now the engine throws a CEL all the time (or they pulled the bulb) and they are telling the world they have done this.

alot of the racey tuner boys run with a permanant CEL on due to them having modified the hardware and not the software, so the CEL on all the time is like a badge of honor in a weird sort of way...
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

militar3rd

I drove a car onc with 25 inch chrome wheels when I worked as a salesman, and the tire sensor was on every time. Although my badge of honor was the gunshot holes on the quarter panels. Good times.
2006 Kawasaki ZZR 600 (Track&Commute)
2001 Monster M900 Si.e. (Current)
1998 Honda Superhawk VTR 1000 (Sold)
1993 Honda CBR 600 F2 [101,000+ miles] (Sold)
1983 Kawasaki GPZ 550 [220,000+ km] @ Philippines (Donated to degenerate cousin)

MendoDave

Quote from: militar3rd on December 05, 2012, 11:01:06 AM
I drove a car onc with 25 inch chrome wheels when I worked as a salesman, and the tire sensor was on every time. Although my badge of honor was the gunshot holes on the quarter panels. Good times.

Real or fake ones?

lazylightnin717

Quote from: militar3rd on December 05, 2012, 11:01:06 AM
I drove a car onc with 25 inch chrome wheels when I worked as a salesman, and the tire sensor was on every time. Although my badge of honor was the gunshot holes on the quarter panels. Good times.

What were you selling  :D
Comes a time
When the blind man takes your hand
Says don't you see
Gotta' make it somehow
On the dreams you still believe

militar3rd

#40
It was a 2004 Chevrolet Suburban 2500. Rims were real.
I was a salesman from a car dealership and this guy undervalued his car when he traded in for a gold 2004 Infiniti M45. Manager allowed me to take it for 5k, i bought it from him for 5500. Then sold it for a lot more.
2006 Kawasaki ZZR 600 (Track&Commute)
2001 Monster M900 Si.e. (Current)
1998 Honda Superhawk VTR 1000 (Sold)
1993 Honda CBR 600 F2 [101,000+ miles] (Sold)
1983 Kawasaki GPZ 550 [220,000+ km] @ Philippines (Donated to degenerate cousin)

Rameses

Quote from: militar3rd on December 06, 2012, 10:47:10 AM
Rims were real.



Not the rims, the bullet holes...

Were the bullet holes fake or real?


ducpainter

Quote from: Rameses on December 08, 2012, 04:16:06 PM

Not the rims, the bullet holes...

Were the bullet holes fake or real?


doooood...

perspective. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



MendoDave

No, no perspective the bullet holes, fake or Real?

ungeheuer

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