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Started by kopfjäger, December 10, 2012, 09:29:46 PM

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kopfjäger

My two favorite bikes took 1&2, not in the order I would have liked. JJ and Sr, it was a chopper build off not a whizz bang sport bike build off.  ;)
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Uncle Mofo

Unmake the beast with two backsing believable  [puke]

I can already hear the argument they built sport bikes to a chopper build off.


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kopfjäger

Quote from: Grifo on December 11, 2012, 07:33:28 PM
Unmake the beast with two backsing believable  [puke]

I can already hear the argument they built sport bikes to a chopper build off.

No argument here  :D [drink]
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Speeddog

Quote from: kopfjäger on December 11, 2012, 07:10:32 PM
Net wort of the builders.

JJ $100 mil
Sr $15 mil
Jr &10 mil
Richard $8 mil

So doucheyness is proportional to net worth?

I kinda like GMG's bike, but I liked a previous take on that concept better:



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kopfjäger

Quote from: Speeddog on December 11, 2012, 07:47:55 PM
So doucheyness is proportional to net worth?

I kinda like GMG's bike, but I liked a previous take on that concept better:



Salinas Boys




One of my favorite builds ever.  [bow_down]
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hbliam

Quote from: Speeddog on December 11, 2012, 07:47:55 PM
So doucheyness is proportional to net worth?


You believe everything you read/see in the media?

I've run into JJ a few times before he moved. We used the same doctor and I answered a few calls for service at his shop. He was always very cool. He rehabbed a run down part of town and was generous to the community.

And at least he's legit and original. The other guys are just JJ wannabes.

kopfjäger

Quote from: hbliam on December 11, 2012, 09:01:44 PM
He rehabbed a run down part of town and was generous to the community.

I hope so, he was pulling $2mil a year when he did Monster Garage. Gotta get a break somewhere.
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kopfjäger

Quote from: Speeddog on December 11, 2012, 07:47:55 PM
So doucheyness is proportional to net worth?

I kinda like GMG's bike, but I liked a previous take on that concept better:



Salinas Boys




Then again they built this.  ;)

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zooom

my vote went to JJ for the simple fact was in 1 key word.... "BUILD"...he did more to personally build that bike with his own hands using his own resources...

IMHO the Sr bike was designed on a computer and cut by a computer and assembled by Sr's crew....lot of nice engineering...but it seemed a little soul-less...

Jr's bike just did very little for me...neat looking and a lot of nice touches and flourishes...

GMG...they got 2 major things going for them on that bike over everyone else...they did it in a reasonable timeframe and they actually rode that thing there...not that I think it was stellar or anything...but in the end, a bike is for riding and that is exactly what they did...

I would have liked to have seen JJ get his hands on Richard though....looked a little tense indeed...not sure who said what and all, and I know that Aaron stepped up and apologized on stage and all...but damn...
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Drjones

Quote from: kopfjäger on December 11, 2012, 10:30:33 PM
I hope so, he was pulling $2mil a year when he did Monster Garage. Gotta get a break somewhere.

One would think the 35% tax bracket plus the fact he provided jobs to quite a few people would be enough or actually (shock) congratulate him on being a success and not sitting on his ass asking for a government handout.  But alas the world is filled with envious douchebag looters as well.
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Ducatamount

Quote from: hbliam on December 11, 2012, 09:01:44 PM
You believe everything you read/see in the media?

I've run into JJ a few times ... at least he's legit and original.

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Like lawbreaker said, none of them are original. They all ought to be paying royalties to O.G.'s like Arlen Ness,Sugar Bear,
Ron Finch, Mondo Porras and Indian Larry.
I am not trying to take anything away from any of them, I think they are very talented.
As far as who's a douchebag and who isn't, well that's kinda beside the point. Many, if not most, talented artists are a little hard to take personality wise.
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DucNaked

The live show was so painful I couldn't watch it. Did JJ bike run?
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zooom

Quote from: DucNaked on December 12, 2012, 07:02:36 AM
The live show was so painful I couldn't watch it. Did JJ bike run?

none of them ran during the show...
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DucNaked

Quote from: zooom on December 12, 2012, 07:16:55 AM
none of them ran during the show...

I'll try again. Did JJ end up with a bike that was running and could be ridden. All the other shops had clips of them riding their completed bikes.
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HotIce

The Gas Monkeys one was very nice IMO, maybe the nicest, but it was hardly a "build".  Was more of a restoration++.
Jesse's one, I would have liked it, if it wasn't for that fugly three prong thing coming up from the engine. And the too blinky wheels.
Jr's bike was a freak show, and Sr was ugly, and Made in CNC.