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Started by Mother, December 23, 2012, 01:01:28 PM

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Mother

December 23, 2012, 01:01:28 PM
And when I do, I'm going to pee in your butt
found my old skin suit

Grampa

#1
December 23, 2012, 01:57:21 PM
what what... in the butt
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Monsterlover

#2
December 23, 2012, 02:13:23 PM
[popcorn]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

rgramjet

#3
December 23, 2012, 02:49:49 PM
Quote from: Mother on December 23, 2012, 01:01:28 PM
And when I do, I'm going to pee in your butt

Why, are his guts on fire?
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You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

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lethe

#4
December 23, 2012, 02:50:41 PM
Quote from: Mother on December 23, 2012, 01:01:28 PM
And when I do, I'm going to pee in your butt
the customs of your people are strange indeed
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ducducgooseme

#5
December 23, 2012, 03:08:31 PM
Um who is in my butt n why?
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If it comes back to you, you've
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ducpainter

#6
December 23, 2012, 03:48:49 PM
Quote from: ducducgooseme on December 23, 2012, 03:08:31 PM
Um who is in my butt n why?
You tell us. ;D
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Mother

#7
December 23, 2012, 05:24:57 PM
The ginger Jesus outed your crimes against ducatis

I am your judge and jury

I find you guilty

I will urinate on you

I've done it before

I will do it again
found my old skin suit

koko64

#8
December 23, 2012, 09:35:49 PM
No idea what's goin' on, but still..  [popcorn]
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ungeheuer

#9
December 23, 2012, 09:45:17 PM
Quote from: lethe on December 23, 2012, 02:50:41 PM
the customs of your people are strange indeed
^^ this.

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zooom

#10
December 24, 2012, 05:57:11 AM
Quote from: ducducgooseme on December 23, 2012, 03:08:31 PM
Um who is in my butt n why?

Chocolate Starfish...and why not?
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ZLTFUL

#11
December 24, 2012, 07:20:27 AM
Apparently, more things happened at that wedding that WEREN'T on the live stream... (see what I did there?)
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zooom

#12
December 24, 2012, 07:37:55 AM
Quote from: ZILBERT on December 24, 2012, 07:20:27 AM
Apparently, more things happened at that wedding that WEREN'T on the live stream... (see what I did there?)


no...because you weren't live streaming it!
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2010 KTM 990 SM-T

Bick

#13
December 24, 2012, 09:48:57 AM
Quote from: ZILBERT on December 24, 2012, 07:20:27 AM
Apparently, more things happened at that wedding that WEREN'T on the live stream... (see what I did there?)


What happens at Skinner's stays at...

Well, apparently not...

But there are many, many other websites more appropriate for that kind of content.  :-X [puke] [puke] [puke]

Quote from: ducducgooseme on December 23, 2012, 03:08:31 PM
Um who is in my butt n why?

From what I have heard, the list of "who is not" is much shorter.
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RAT900

#14
December 24, 2012, 10:35:45 AM
hmmmm, the threat of bestowing a piss enema....harsh measures for harsh deeds I would venture

although I would imagine rendering such a service might command a good premium in some circles
This is an insult to the Pez community
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