OUCH! and to top it off I just got called for jury duty too!  Crap!!!    Oh and BTW, Kingbaby ran home for the camera since if there's not a picture, it didn't happen, but we got back too late.  She already had someone else pulled over... still a beyotch! 

Awesome story remind me never to ride down your street!

 

Quote from: ducmouse on July 13, 2008, 06:58:47 PM
which costume would i whip out   hhuuuummmmmmmmmmm

but out for the thisa week guys.....got myself a date

Oh, for the love of bacon!    I can't believe you would put a date before DucNight.  I would suggest that you bring him, but I guess you learned your lesson the time you brought one of your boy toys to DucNight.  I heard it was brutal.  

Quote from: hunkypunk on July 13, 2008, 08:46:21 PM
Awesome story remind me never to ride down your street!

At least not on a Sunday eve on Central Ave. Rots o' ruck  

Quote from: bonfy on July 13, 2008, 08:48:43 PM


Oh, for the love of bacon!    I can't believe you would put a date before DucNight.  I would suggest that you bring him, but I guess you learned your lesson the time you brought one of your boy toys to DucNight.  I heard it was brutal.  

Yeah, what's up with that?!  Don't bring him around us until you are sure he will stick....we get attached... 

Did she actually write you a ticket or just deliver a lengthy lecture?  Do we need to send The Posse out?  We'll put the smack down on her bacon .  She was just jealous of your fabulous Monster.

Quote from: kingbaby on July 13, 2008, 08:29:32 PM
People 2-up with sunglasses, shorts/thongs & flip-flops with pipes that sound like pissed off gnats.  

Oh, then you must have seen Lorenzo and I en route to the Flying Star!   

Quote from: bonfy on July 13, 2008, 09:18:48 PM
Oh, then you must have seen Lorenzo and I en route to the Flying Star!   

Ticket ? Yes
Lorenzo,  hunka hunka burnin punk
Bonfy,  meow !

Quote from: bonfy on July 13, 2008, 08:48:43 PM


Oh, for the love of bacon!    I can't believe you would put a date before DucNight.  I would suggest that you bring him, but I guess you learned your lesson the time you brought one of your boy toys to DucNight.  I heard it was brutal.  

oh please!! dont give give that sista!! shit where has everyone else been for our duc nite.... people ask me are we not doing it anymore!!!! 

if he holds out i'll bring cupcake to the next one  gotta see if he can handle me first!!

and i could hope u guys would rip these boys to shreds!!! 

Quote from: Dusty on July 13, 2008, 08:50:20 PM
Yeah, what's up with that?!  Don't bring him around us until you are sure he will stick....we get attached... 

gotta make sure he can hack it!! 

if he can handle me, then i know he can handle all y'all 

Quote from: kingbaby on July 13, 2008, 08:29:32 PM
Oh no, stop me !  I'm going to thread jack .  Dusty & I just had a Sunday shenanigans. If i spelled it correctly, does that still make it a jack ?
We were 50 yards from our house as we rolled up to a light, she cracked her visor 1/2 way, then  loud speaker yells out " CLOSE YOUR SHIELD "  I look over, point at mine, tell her to close hers.  The light changed as i was telling her.  So she closed it as we pulled away .       Ya' know what happens next.  Bright lights big city.  Sunday night, new cop, chola   =  oh shit.  Not willing to listen.  (not that she could).    Boomin' S.U.V.s  People 2-up with sunglasses, shorts/thongs & flip-flops with pipes that sound like pissed off gnats.     And this b i t c h singles out Dusty.  Those of you that know her well know she is all about wearin' da' gear.   I pull over watch her getting financial pregnant dog slap, i walk over after pulling through an intersection. I am told " RETURN TO YOUR VEHICLE"  Vehicle ? Did she just call my Devil Duc a vehicle ?   b i t c h  !    So... i get back on my " vehicle "  head back to the house (whitch we can see across the street)  with my new Akrapovic pipes bellowing what sounds like Pavarotti as i passed by her.  yet never breaking the speed limit.  (one ticket is enough)  she tells Dus ty " tell your friend he can't be revving his engine. Revving ? darlin' you have no idea.   Bottom line _ i'm all for keepin' downtown clean. I've been living here for 5yr.  And slowly but surely things are getting much better.  But give me a f'n break.   
I always try to learn somethin' new every day.  So i guess,  As the slogan says ,  " visor down "   or, "always wear your thong, or granny panties" 
And for good measure  + =pig 
nite nite kids,  King     

DDDDAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNNN!!!

so who has not yet been pulled over and any encounter with a cop 

Quote from: kingbaby on July 13, 2008, 08:29:32 PM
Oh no, stop me !  I'm going to thread jack .  Dusty & I just had a Sunday shenanigans. If i spelled it correctly, does that still make it a jack ?
We were 50 yards from our house as we rolled up to a light, she cracked her visor 1/2 way, then  loud speaker yells out " CLOSE YOUR SHIELD "  I look over, point at mine, tell her to close hers.  The light changed as i was telling her.  So she closed it as we pulled away .       Ya' know what happens next.  Bright lights big city.  Sunday night, new cop, chola   =  oh shit.  Not willing to listen.  (not that she could).    Boomin' S.U.V.s  People 2-up with sunglasses, shorts/thongs & flip-flops with pipes that sound like pissed off gnats.     And this b i t c h singles out Dusty.  Those of you that know her well know she is all about wearin' da' gear.   I pull over watch her getting financial pregnant dog slap, i walk over after pulling through an intersection. I am told " RETURN TO YOUR VEHICLE"  Vehicle ? Did she just call my Devil Duc a vehicle ?   b i t c h  !    So... i get back on my " vehicle "  head back to the house (whitch we can see across the street)  with my new Akrapovic pipes bellowing what sounds like Pavarotti as i passed by her.  yet never breaking the speed limit.  (one ticket is enough)  she tells Dus ty " tell your friend he can't be revving his engine. Revving ? darlin' you have no idea.   Bottom line _ i'm all for keepin' downtown clean. I've been living here for 5yr.  And slowly but surely things are getting much better.  But give me a f'n break.   
I always try to learn somethin' new every day.  So i guess,  As the slogan says ,  " visor down "   or, "always wear your thong, or granny panties" 
And for good measure  + =pig 
nite nite kids,  King     

What happened to that radar detector? 

She probably just found out hubby was with the corner slut the night before.  And now you know why he was.

Quote from: ducmouse on July 14, 2008, 07:48:34 AM
oh please!! dont give give that sista!! shit where has everyone else been for our duc nite.... people ask me are we not doing it anymore!!!! 

Listen here, lil' lady, I guess I would be at more of them if people would POST UP the location instead of texting and sending out secret invites via CELL PHONE when it strikes their fancy.  I used to plan my life around Tuesday Night Shennanigans to the extent of cutting trips short and hauling balls back to town risking life, limb, and fortune.  Then it got to be a big debate on where to go because people didn't like the food here or the people there or the  at this place or that so it was a big mystery week-to-week where we were going right up to the last second.   IMHO, that is what happened to DucNight.  It got a little complicated and if you didn't know the secret handshake you got left out.     After a few nights of that, the habit was finally broken.

Quote from: bonfy on July 14, 2008, 08:30:54 AM
Listen here, lil' lady, I guess I would be at more of them if people would POST UP the location instead of texting and sending out secret invites via CELL PHONE when it strikes their fancy.  I used to plan my life around Tuesday Night Shennanigans to the extent of cutting trips short and hauling balls back to town risking life, limb, and fortune.  Then it got to be a big debate on where to go because people didn't like the food here or the people there or the  at this place or that so it was a big mystery week-to-week where we were going right up to the last second.   IMHO, that is what happened to DucNight.  It got a little complicated and if you didn't know the secret handshake you got left out.     After a few nights of that, the habit was finally broken.

Go Go Go!  You tell them.  I DO have a cell phone and I never got texted or called as to where Duc night was going to be.  I thought every Tuesday night a Billy's was just fine, IMO.

Quote from: bonfy on July 14, 2008, 08:30:54 AM
Listen here, lil' lady, I guess I would be at more of them if people would POST UP the location instead of texting and sending out secret invites via CELL PHONE when it strikes their fancy.  I used to plan my life around Tuesday Night Shennanigans to the extent of cutting trips short and hauling balls back to town risking life, limb, and fortune.  Then it got to be a big debate on where to go because people didn't like the food here or the people there or the  at this place or that so it was a big mystery week-to-week where we were going right up to the last second.   IMHO, that is what happened to DucNight.  It got a little complicated and if you didn't know the secret handshake you got left out.     After a few nights of that, the habit was finally broken.

i ahve posted up! but no one would put input or if we should up maybe a couple came! its not all done with cell phones either...i post for some people, cause i dont have everyones number....

Quote from: Kawboy on July 14, 2008, 08:37:51 AM
Go Go Go!  You tell them.  I DO have a cell phone and I never got texted or called as to where Duc night was going to be.  I thought every Tuesday night a Billy's was just fine, IMO.

billys was ok! but i had issues that needed to be resolved with that place....now i dont care where we go
pm sent

another duc memeber would to try and join us for some shennigians, but he says that he probably would only be able to make it on a wed! all of our schedules are so make the beast with two backsed up its hard to fit everyone in...

so i say, why not a duc nite every nite of the week   

I'd really like to have bonfy joining us again...   so maybe wed. would be better for her too?

also,  I am really not meaning to be a dick to ANYONE here, but twice now, the wait staff has been screwed out of ANY tip on a very large bill.  The last time kingbaby and I gave her the money to make up for it after her coworker came running out to tell us in the parking lot.  Our $8 burgers turned out to run us $50+.  Not OK.  Everyone please bring cash with you and please add tip and tax to your food amount. 

thanks all!