Granted. Unfortunatly you don't have any taste buds. I wish it was Saturday.

ok, it's saturday.  btw i hope you don't mind working sundays from now on. 

i wiss my SO would stop watching law&order and give me the damn remote. 

She changes the channel to Lifetime: Television for Idiots, pulls out the batteries, and hands you the remote.

I wish my family wasn't coming to visit this week.

Quote from: Obsessed? on July 13, 2008, 03:15:42 PM

I wish my family wasn't coming to visit this week.

Granted. They're moving in.

I wish I wasn't ticklish.

Granted, but now you've lost all sensation in your body.  You burn your fingers, smash them in doors, and can't orgasm.

I wish for three more wishes...

You get the best three wishes you could have ever asked for.

I wish I could steal Laura's wishes.

You get Laura's wishes.  Now her husband is bringing you flowers and breakfast in bed every day.

I wish my furniture could move itself.

Quote from: msincredible on July 13, 2008, 05:49:04 PM
You get Laura's wishes.  Now her husband is bringing you flowers and breakfast in bed every day.

I wish my furniture could move itself.

granted, call my friends wife, she make it move... but please wait for a really nice weekend   

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=5955.msg113004#msg113004

i wish i had cooler friends

Granted. Now you have a poltergeise.

Wish I knew how to spell poltergeise.

Quote from: porschaholic on July 13, 2008, 05:53:21 PM
Granted. Now you have a poltergeise.

Wish I knew how to spell poltergeise.

Granted: Now you're constantly haunted by the voice of your 2nd grade teacher rattling off how to spell every work you think of. EVERY. SINGLE. WORD. YOU. THINK. OF.

I wish everything I did in my cad program actually affected reality. Like, say, the home remodel I'm doing was completed when I hit save. Ditto with the new headlight I'm designing.

Quote from: Drunken Monkey on July 13, 2008, 11:12:46 PMI wish everything I did in my cad program actually affected reality. Like, say, the home remodel I'm doing was completed when I hit save. Ditto with the new headlight I'm designing.

Granted, but all of your input devices become wacky and unpredictable, and your CAD software saves randomly, so you end up with a make the beast with two backsed-up cubist-nightmare of a house, and an irregular pentagon shaped, unmountable headlight.

I wish I had that software.

Quote from: Drunken Monkey on July 13, 2008, 11:12:46 PM
Granted: Now you're constantly haunted by the voice of your 2nd grade teacher rattling off how to spell every work you think of. EVERY. SINGLE. WORD. YOU. THINK. OF.

I wish everything I did in my cad program actually affected reality. Like, say, the home remodel I'm doing was completed when I hit save. Ditto with the new headlight I'm designing.

Granted, from now on every time you hit save, it is turned into realility. In some other unit of measure, cubits, miles, milimeters, lightyears...............what happens is totally random.

I wish for nice sunny riding weather my next week off.

Granted!  But the magic software doesn't run on any any computer yet invented.

I wish I had a license to kill.

Quote from: krolik on July 13, 2008, 11:30:59 PMI wish I had a license to kill.

It expired last week.

I wish my car ran. And could fly. In a controlled manner, smartass.

Quote from: x136 on July 13, 2008, 11:37:26 PM
It expired last week.

I wish my car ran. And could fly. In a controlled manner, smartass.

It does, 1000 mpg, out run a F-16, but it only runs on " Greek Fire "  and the last person who knew the formula died 2000 years ago


I wish there was intelligent life on this planet.