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x136

#465
July 14, 2008, 12:01:15 AM
Only intelligent enough to wreck up the place, unfortunately.

I wish I'd gone to bed earlier, instead of now.
     

toaster

#466
July 14, 2008, 12:58:03 AM
you can, but you wake up like the guy in this thread.


i wish i could afford all the mods i wanna do to my toys.  (jeep, mr2, duc, ktm...  everything i own needs mods)

desmopr

#467
July 14, 2008, 07:17:02 AM
Granted! It then turns out that oil based fuel is banned in the world and you end up with garden ornaments instead of toys.  I wish that my golden retriever would take no what it means.   >:(
2001 Monster 750 (SOLD)

Grampa

#468
July 14, 2008, 09:35:39 AM
Quote from: desmopr on July 14, 2008, 07:17:02 AM
  I wish that my golden retriever would take no what it means.   >:(

Granted..... the dog, is now the only one who knows what this means.

I wish I was going to Laguna Seca this weekend
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Drunken Monkey

#469
July 14, 2008, 09:38:01 AM
Granted: You are now walking to Laguna Seca this weekend. Good luck making it before the races end.

I wish the world was filled with far fewer idiots.

I own several motorcycles. I have owned lots of motorcycles. And have bolted and/or modified lots of crap to said motorcycles...

lauramonster

#470
July 14, 2008, 09:41:48 AM
Great!  now everyone's a smart ass!!!!

I wish for a ride in the space shuttle.
Frickin' snow!

x136

#471
July 14, 2008, 10:04:37 AM
Quote from: lauramonster on July 14, 2008, 09:41:48 AMI wish for a ride in the space shuttle.
You get a ride in the space shuttle... when it's sitting on the big tractor they cart it around with.

I wish the week was over. Yeah, already.
     

OwnyTony

#472
July 14, 2008, 10:11:42 AM
granted, but you time travel back to the day you asked for the wish.

I wish i had the ability to win the lottery any time i want.

Ducatiloo

#473
July 14, 2008, 10:34:30 AM
Quote from: OwnyTony on July 14, 2008, 10:11:42 AM
granted, but you time travel back to the day you asked for the wish.

I wish i had the ability to win the lottery any time i want.

Granted, but 500 thousand other people had the same wish, the lottery system is bankrupt.
I wish I had Hooters Wings right now.
750 SS 01    800 S2R 05  Aprilia RST 1000 futura

x136

#474
July 14, 2008, 10:45:15 AM
Quote from: Ducatiloo on July 14, 2008, 10:34:30 AM
I wish I had Hooters Wings right now.

Your arms are replaced with the wings of a small owl.

I wish to lack wishes.
     

ducatiz

#475
July 14, 2008, 12:25:22 PM
Quote from: x136 on July 14, 2008, 10:45:15 AM
Your arms are replaced with the wings of a small owl.

I wish to lack wishes.

the wish granter thinks you are from Arkansas, and "lack" is just Arkansan for "like" so now you are enamored of wishes, you spend your days haunting birthday parties waiting to hear the candle wishes..

i wish i pooped small, gumball-sized 24k solid gold turds instead of regular fecal matter.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

jclin

#476
July 14, 2008, 12:40:18 PM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on July 14, 2008, 12:25:22 PM
i wish i pooped small, gumball-sized 24k solid gold turds instead of regular fecal matter.
Granted! You now poop small, painless, gumball-sized 24k gold turds. But you can't stop. It doesn't matter what you eat or how much you eat, you can't get off the toilet because you can't stop pooping. Price of gold drops to 1 dollar per ton.

I wish it was always sunny, 80F, no humidity in Seattle.... like today.

ducatiz

#477
July 14, 2008, 12:56:08 PM
Quote from: jclin on July 14, 2008, 12:40:18 PM
Granted! You now poop small, painless, gumball-sized 24k gold turds. But you can't stop. It doesn't matter what you eat or how much you eat, you can't get off the toilet because you can't stop pooping. Price of gold drops to 1 dollar per ton.

I wish it was always sunny, 80F, no humidity in Seattle.... like today.

Ping, it is always 80F in Seattle.  All of the ski mountains around you melt off and you are flayed and hanged by the locals who are out of work and the ski junkies who can't ski locally anymore.

I wish I pooped 24k solid gold gumball-sized turds in the same daily volume I now poop.

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Grampa

#478
July 14, 2008, 01:13:09 PM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on July 14, 2008, 12:56:08 PM
Ping, it is always 80F in Seattle.  All of the ski mountains around you melt off and you are flayed and hanged by the locals who are out of work and the ski junkies who can't ski locally anymore.

I wish I pooped 24k solid gold gumball-sized turds in the same daily volume I now poop.



granted.... there is now a gold rush to your ass. pick axes are involved.

I wish I had a cold beer right now
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducatiz

#479
July 14, 2008, 01:23:44 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 14, 2008, 01:13:09 PM
granted.... there is now a gold rush to your ass. pick axes are involved.

I wish I had a cold beer right now

you have one -- it's minus 300 degrees F and lodged in your urethra.

i wish i had a wish machine.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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