A driver tries a Austin Powers'eque 67 point turn that descends into something that's more like a Monty Pytons skit - complete with group of bikers, a church procession and rediculously stereotypical hand gesture-speeches

Napoli, il video dell'automobilista incastrato a Cardito spopola sul web
- We need The Mad king in here to translate.

 

Anyone else hear Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass playing "Spanish Flea" in their heads while watching this?

i like the ham strapped to the sissy bar

Finally, an answer to the age old question... how many Italians does it take to make a u-turn?

What an Italian Job..lol

Quote from: Spy+ on February 07, 2013, 05:13:07 PM
What an Italian Job..lol

Haaaa... I see what you did there!!

All those people there, why not just pick the car up and turn it?

Seems that even in Italy, HD riders need to to the Southpark-fag rev...

Quote from: brimo on February 07, 2013, 11:56:47 PM
All those people there, why not just pick the car up and turn it?

Looks like one guy is putting that idea out there. I see a fellow making a two-handed pick up gesture.

Quote from: sofadriver on February 07, 2013, 05:03:50 PM
i like the ham strapped to the sissy bar

Nice looking bit of meat. Hungry now

Quote from: Slide Panda on February 07, 2013, 08:56:23 AM
- We need The Mad king in here to translate.

I can't watch this stuff at work, people thought I was having seizures


Here's a rough translations with times:

0:03
what's this guy doing?

0:58
what, look at what this guy is doing

1:10
he's gong back and forth

1:30
now he's blocking every one

a moment, wait a moment

this guy doesn't know how to drive, he's been manuvering for two hours

2:08

I'll go down and drive for him

here come the bikers

we need the firemen here!

look at them

3:05
(the driver) get away from my car, I don't want anyone to touch my car


4:40
it's not right

calm yourselves

c'mon let's go

(driver) don't you dare to touch the car, do not absolutely touch the car!

let's be calm

let's try and move this car

come on, you're not in the Andrea Doria

we have a senior citien, let's not aggravate him

5:52
Don't touch the car!

ma'am don't honk please

call 118 (red cross)

6:20
biker gestures to lift the car

6:30
the virgin mary commands you

7:20
one of the bikers has a piece of Ham tied to his bike

7:30
will he make it?

he can't drive his car, it's impossible. look at this guy, look where he is.


7:44
the virgin mary will make the miracle happen. but we all need to be quiet, or (...) and get drunk

lady go and pray

I've already prayed.

8:20
cheers and trumpets as at the soccer statium cheers and trumpets...

9:00
an homage to your driving abilities (hands the guy flowers)

Thanks for the translations.   

"come on, you're not in the Andrea Doria"


Literally laughed so hard I was crying. Thanks for the translation, Pepe