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Started by Privateer, March 02, 2013, 07:05:00 PM

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Privateer

March 02, 2013, 07:05:00 PM
A very good friend of mine is having his 40th birthday party saturday and I'm kind of at a loss on an acceptable gift.

This guy and I were very close until recently, but I still consider him my brother.  Been friends for 20 years.  He got married end of last year and since then.. well, not sure his wife digs me.

Anyway, I don't want to just go get some bullshit gift.  Wondering if the good DMFers have any suggestions?


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March 02, 2013, 07:21:51 PM
He's your friend, so you should know best.  ;)
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March 02, 2013, 07:27:26 PM
Quote from: Privateer on March 02, 2013, 07:05:00 PM
He got married end of last year and since then.. well, not sure his wife digs me.

Take him to the titty bar. 

Get him drunk.

Get him home shortly after sunrise.

You'll know the answer to this question.

As far as any other gift...

Quote from: kopfjäger on March 02, 2013, 07:21:51 PM
He's your friend, so you should know best.  ;)
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March 03, 2013, 08:00:28 AM
Quote from: Bick on March 02, 2013, 07:27:26 PM
Take him to the titty bar. 

Get him drunk.

Get him home shortly after sunrise.

You'll know the answer to this question.

As far as any other gift...


A fake pre-arranged funeral certificate was one of my favorite 40th b-day gifts! It's sad that it's been so long ago that's the only gift I can remember! Thank God I haven't used it!! [laugh] [laugh] Turning 40 is nothing. No big deal anymore. Shit... it's a gift within itself! [thumbsup] [beer] [bacon] Y'all have fun messing with him. ;)
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March 03, 2013, 08:25:15 PM
Quote from: Privateer on March 02, 2013, 07:05:00 PM

This guy and I were very close until recently, but I still consider him my brother.  Been friends for 20 years.  He got married end of last year and since then.. well, not sure his wife digs me


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Take him out with some guy friends and get drunk and stupid.

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March 04, 2013, 06:55:52 AM
Quote from: Bick on March 02, 2013, 07:27:26 PM
Take him to the titty bar. 

Get him drunk.

Get him home shortly after sunrise.


actually....shortly before sunrise and in a shopping cart left on the lawn with a ding dong ditch like in Animal House!
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#6
March 04, 2013, 01:19:44 PM
Quote from: Bick on March 02, 2013, 07:27:26 PM
Take him to the titty bar. 

Get him REALLY drunk.

Get him home shortly after sunrise.



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#7
March 06, 2013, 05:17:21 PM
If his wife is truly a pregnant dog, I suggest a high quality blow-up doll. I find they make the best impact if already inflated and ready for action.
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