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Started by Monsterlover, June 28, 2008, 05:01:00 PM

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Grampa

#480
July 14, 2008, 01:27:43 PM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on July 14, 2008, 01:23:44 PM
you have one -- it's minus 300 degrees F and lodged in your urethra.

i wish i had a wish machine.

granted..... it comes with 24/7 Al Gore back-up support...and it keeps breaking down.

I wish my urethra was larger
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

toaster

#481
July 14, 2008, 01:29:10 PM
granted, but it is too big to get any use out of your... ummm... member

i wish i could get rid of my dumbass room mate.

Grampa

#482
July 14, 2008, 01:52:56 PM
Quote from: toaster on July 14, 2008, 01:29:10 PM
granted, but it is too big to get any use out of your... ummm... member

i wish i could get rid of my dumbass room mate.

granted... they are replaced by a smartass

I wish I had a pocket full of real cash
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Bun-bun

#483
July 14, 2008, 01:58:49 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 14, 2008, 01:52:56 PM
granted... they are replaced by a smartass

I wish I had a pocket full of real cash
Granted, it is real cash, real Johnny Cash, and it smells awful as he has been dead for a while.
I wish my wife was healthy.
"A fanatic is a man who does what he knows God would do, if only god had all the facts of the matter" S.M. Stirling

Monsterlover

#484
July 14, 2008, 02:51:34 PM
Ooohh man.  I can't post a smart ass remark to that.

I think you just broke the game.

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Bun-bun

#485
July 14, 2008, 03:27:39 PM
Granted. Your wife gets healthy. Unfortunately, she doesn't need you anymore, and leaves your ugly ass.



Resume.
"A fanatic is a man who does what he knows God would do, if only god had all the facts of the matter" S.M. Stirling

rgramjet

#486
July 14, 2008, 03:31:04 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 14, 2008, 01:27:43 PM
granted..... it comes with 24/7 Al Gore back-up support...and it keeps breaking down.

I wish my urethra was larger

Blast, I missed the boat!  [Insert Candiru reference here]

I wish August wasnt National Catfish Month!
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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Buckethead

#487
July 14, 2008, 04:57:25 PM
Its not. Now August is national Candiru month.

I wish I didn't have watch tomorrow.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Manny

#488
July 14, 2008, 05:48:44 PM
Quote from: Obsessed? on July 14, 2008, 04:57:25 PM

I wish I didn't have watch tomorrow.

Congrats, you're fired.  [thumbsup]

I wish my apartment would clean itself so I could focus on riding/fixing my bikes.

OwnyTony

#489
July 14, 2008, 05:51:12 PM
Quote from: Manny on July 14, 2008, 05:48:44 PM
Congrats, you're fired.  [thumbsup]

I wish my apartment would clean itself so I could focus on riding/fixing my bikes.

Your appartment does "clean" itself but all the junk is thrown into the place you fix/store your bike to the point that you can not ride.

I wish my friends would get off their warcraft addiction.

Manny

#490
July 14, 2008, 05:55:31 PM
Quote from: OwnyTony on July 14, 2008, 05:51:12 PM

I wish my friends would get off their warcraft addiction.

Granted. Now it's 24/7 Dora the Explorer in all of your friends' houses.

I wish I had beer in my fridge.

Buckethead

#491
July 14, 2008, 05:59:32 PM
You do, but you can't drink it. One of your friends super glued an upside-down six-pack to the bottom shelf. Your fridge is now effectively 1/2 cu ft smaller and you can't even get to the tabs.

I wish my car weren't broken.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

ducatiz

#492
July 14, 2008, 06:24:48 PM
Quote from: Obsessed? on July 14, 2008, 05:59:32 PM
You do, but you can't drink it. One of your friends super glued an upside-down six-pack to the bottom shelf. Your fridge is now effectively 1/2 cu ft smaller and you can't even get to the tabs.

I wish my car weren't broken.

boing, your car is perfect now, but you develop hand, foot and mouth disease and can't touch anything with your hands or feet and can't drive.

i wish people who drive slow in the left lane developed anal hemorrhaging spontaneously.
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toaster

#493
July 14, 2008, 08:01:47 PM
granted, but they pass out and spew "butt blood" all over you as you ride past.

i wish i could get the mental image of the "butt blood" spewing all over ducatizzzz out of my head.

krolik

#494
July 14, 2008, 08:18:36 PM
Granted, the image is out of your head, along with everything else, you're now in a permanent vegative state.

I wish my license to kill was not expired.
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