Quote from: Mendo Dave on March 13, 2013, 08:28:03 AM
Avoid the urge to insert stupid sophmoric joke.....

You mean something like...

You'll know where Uranus is when I pull this size 10 out of it?

Quote from: ducpainter on March 13, 2013, 09:00:10 AM
You mean something like...

You'll know where Uranus is when I pull this size 10 out of it?

Something like that...

Did you hear the one about the Bear in the Bar?

Quote from: Mendo Dave on March 13, 2013, 09:05:06 AM
Something like that...

Did you hear the one about the Bear in the Bar?

Joke thread...

Im out of Coffee Mate.

Quote from: zooom on March 13, 2013, 08:48:59 AM
are you a vegetarian or a pescatarian?

No.  I'm just a really picky eater and part time food snob.

Quote from: Mendo Dave on March 13, 2013, 09:08:08 AM
Im out of Coffee, Mate.

Even though that seems to be directed at our Aussie friends, that is bad!

FEMA truck mobilized.

Quote from: Bick on March 13, 2013, 09:15:31 AM
Even though that seems to be directed at our Aussie friends, that is bad!

FEMA truck mobilized.

Its OK I can always drink it black until I get more.

Dave, just don't let it get to the point where you are putting instant coffee between your cheek and gum like Skoal Chewing Tobacco and you'll be alright!!

coffee is best black anyway!

Quote from: zooom on March 13, 2013, 09:31:37 AM
Dave, just don't let it get to the point where you are putting instant coffee between your cheek and gum like Skoal Chewing Tobacco and you'll be alright!!

Oh no. If I ran out of Coffee I would just go without. Probably drink Water or OJ.

Quote from: Stella on March 13, 2013, 09:11:07 AM
No.  I'm just a really picky eater and part time food snob.

LIES!!!

I saw what you ate at that singalong bar.  Nothing picky about that.

I got the Monster Started. Its going to get a lot of much needed maintenance this summer.

New Coils
New Battery
Sprocket & Chain set.
Tank dent fixed
New brake lever

And for the first time ever its going to go to the shop for valve checks, belts and carb sync or whatever it needs to run good.

I might put a lighened flywheel on it too. I want to do something with the exhaust also, the cans stick out at odd angles. I hate to buy a new set @ $600 though.

New grips.
Lowered foot pegs.
Install those ride height adjusters instead of letting them roll around in my tool box.

Quote from: Mendo Dave on March 13, 2013, 02:03:33 PM
I got the Monster Started. Its going to get a lot of much needed maintenance this summer.

New Coils
New Battery
Sprocket & Chain set.
Tank dent fixed
New brake lever

And for the first time ever its going to go to the shop for valve checks, belts and carb sync or whatever it needs to run good.

I might put a lighened flywheel on it too. I want to do something with the exhaust also, the cans stick out at odd angles. I hate to buy a new set @ $600 though.

New grips.
Lowered foot pegs.
Install those ride height adjusters instead of letting them roll around in my tool box.

congrats on starting the bike . . .

Thanks Hope things are going better today for you.

Im working on the ride height extenders now. I bought them 2 years ago and never did anything with them. I'm going to make this bike work for me. Its too small.

Quote from: Mendo Dave on March 13, 2013, 02:57:29 PM
Thanks Hope things are going better today for you.

Im working on the ride height extenders now. I bought them 2 years ago and never did anything with them. I'm going to make this bike work for me. Its too small.

theh day has gone from eery calm to hectic to calm to I want to get outta here . . .

The cleaning lady got here, it seems she had written the address wrong, she's still here and it's 1755h . . .

She told me, "I'll leave when I finish, I came in late" . . . Wont argue wth that . . . but my room is a NO-NO for her . .