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Started by kopfjäger, March 13, 2013, 05:30:10 PM

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kopfjäger

March 13, 2013, 05:30:10 PM
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the_Journeyman

#1
March 13, 2013, 05:51:58 PM
1:19 - Carbs a little rich

1:38 - That whole gas v. brake thing get's 'em every time

3:35 - That AWD doesn't make the snowy road just like dry pavement

3:51 - A drift competition in a sand storm can't end well

4:07 - No California lane change for you!

4:44 - I'm fairly certain he said "new drawers please" in Ukrnaian

5:35 - PIT maneuver SUCCESS!

JM
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Grampa

#2
March 13, 2013, 05:57:01 PM
In Russia... you don't catch bus...bus catch you.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Grampa

#3
March 13, 2013, 05:59:27 PM
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

DarkMonster620

#4
March 13, 2013, 06:13:34 PM
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

kopfjäger

#5
March 13, 2013, 06:19:36 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on March 13, 2013, 05:57:01 PM
In Russia... you don't catch bus...bus catch you.

See, you don't need ATGATT.  :D
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Grampa

#6
March 13, 2013, 06:25:57 PM
He was wearing his Absolut Pressure Suit.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

DarkMonster620

#7
March 13, 2013, 06:27:06 PM
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

kopfjäger

#8
March 13, 2013, 06:27:18 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on March 13, 2013, 06:25:57 PM
He was wearing his Absolut Pressure Suit.

:D
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Grappa

#9
March 14, 2013, 09:54:33 AM
Ahh... but the servant waits, while the master baits.

Sometimes Aloha means Goodbye.

The Mad King Pepe'

#10
March 14, 2013, 10:54:39 AM
here's one without the fake sound effects

http://youtu.be/o6MlvlKWGaQ

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.

ungeheuer

#11
March 14, 2013, 05:52:16 PM
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on March 13, 2013, 06:27:06 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh0DFmqxTzw&list=PLGjx92F3N0ljKunrU5bOp1BFN9onCrL-d
@ 01:30  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [clap] Justice
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Pedro-bot

#12
March 14, 2013, 07:26:27 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on March 13, 2013, 05:57:01 PM
In Russia... you don't catch bus...bus catch you.

That's an old Russian saying.
LOL


There's so much FAIL in that video with exception of the one where the driver splits the two cars in the snow and misses the oncoming semi. Jeebuz. That one is full of WIN.
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cokey

#13
March 16, 2013, 09:02:00 AM
And new pants..
I WIN
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About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

fastwin

#14
March 16, 2013, 09:45:26 AM
Jeez... I guess it's good to know that Euro drivers are just as bad as drivers in Texas! [roll] It's a tough choice... are they stoned on crack, drunk, just plain stupid or have no brain stem? And think, we ride motorcycles and share the road with drivers like that. That's some scary shit right there. [bang] Anyone have a good deal on a used Abrams tank? I need one for my 16 year old driver. [thumbsup]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

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The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

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