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The Official "Say Anything" Thread

Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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MendoDave

Its a quarter to four. The dog was barking outside so I put on my robe and went out to see what was going on. I went barefoot and noticed that my feet weren't freezing or anything like that so i took the time to pee in the bushes. I concluded that she was barking at all of you because you peeps are the only ones up around here, now be quiet, I'm going back to bed.

ungeheuer

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DarkMonster620

morning .. . last night the dogs spent their first night outside . . . think they had fun, they are tired this morning and thirsty and hungry
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



ungeheuer

Quote from: brimo on March 19, 2013, 01:03:39 AM
Mrs Brimo reckons "que l'on tire de ton cul"
[laugh] [laugh]

Madame Brimo est très astucieux  [thumbsup]

Quote from: Ddan on March 19, 2013, 03:33:38 AM
No snow here yet but 18" predicted.  I'm so excited
Hmm.. I detect a whiff of sarcasm in the air


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ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



ungeheuer

^^^ cant fool me..... thats more sarcasm, isnt it.

Ducati 1100S Monster Ducati 1260ST Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE



Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

DarkMonster620

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



TiNi


ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



TiNi

i think i'm going to venture to the office
it's 40 miles south of home, and they only have a 2hr delay

but before i go i have to clean the snow off my car
then chisel the ice off of the windshield
i'm so over this winter

ducpainter

Quote from: TiNi on March 19, 2013, 04:59:47 AM
i think i'm going to venture to the office
it's 40 miles south of home, and they only have a 2hr delay

but before i go i have to clean the snow off my car
then chisel the ice off of the windshield
i'm so over this winter
If I had the option...

I'd work from home...

just to avoid cleaning off the car. :P
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



TiNi

Quote from: ducpainter on March 19, 2013, 05:19:15 AM
If I had the option...

I'd work from home...

just to avoid cleaning off the car. :P

i do have that option - i just don't want to be a sissy-la-la
and if i stay home - i'll just end up shoveling

The Architect