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Started by Monsterlover, June 28, 2008, 05:01:00 PM

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Drunken Monkey

#495
July 14, 2008, 09:48:24 PM
Quote from: krolik on July 14, 2008, 08:18:36 PM
I wish my license to kill was not expired.

Granted. Except now you "license to live" has been revoked.

I wish I could hold the image of tizzy being showered in hemorrhagic butt blood in my mind just a little bit longer.

Never mind, I just did  ;D

I wish someone would settle the republican/democrat thing and just come up with a political ethos that just worked
I own several motorcycles. I have owned lots of motorcycles. And have bolted and/or modified lots of crap to said motorcycles...

ducatiz

#496
July 15, 2008, 06:01:50 AM
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on July 14, 2008, 09:48:24 PM
Granted. Except now you "license to live" has been revoked.

I wish I could hold the image of tizzy being showered in hemorrhagic butt blood in my mind just a little bit longer.

Never mind, I just did  ;D

I wish someone would settle the republican/democrat thing and just come up with a political ethos that just worked

You're a sick make the beast with two backs!!

Ping, your wish is granted:  Fascism is instituted in the USA, with all politics and economics decided by a self appointed junta of military elite.  Everyone is happy, or else.  Doubleplusgood!

I wish everyone here a nice day and may the road rise to you.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

OwnyTony

#497
July 15, 2008, 06:09:02 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on July 15, 2008, 06:01:50 AM
You're a sick make the beast with two backs!!

Ping, your wish is granted:  Fascism is instituted in the USA, with all politics and economics decided by a self appointed junta of military elite.  Everyone is happy, or else.  Doubleplusgood!

I wish everyone here a nice day and may the road rise to you.

But both those things are only for today, From tomorrow on will be a world dictated by the military elite and they ban bikes.

I wish i were among the military elite.

ducatiz

#498
July 15, 2008, 06:13:02 AM
Quote from: OwnyTony on July 15, 2008, 06:09:02 AM
But both those things are only for today, From tomorrow on will be a world dictated by the military elite and they ban bikes.

I wish i were among the military elite.

Ping, you are among the military elite, but it's a Socratic style military, so gay sex is required of you and you're a PFC and it's your turn in the barrel -- for this year.

I wish it was 1960 again. 
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

desmopr

#499
July 15, 2008, 06:31:07 AM
Granted!  But the 60s now is a parallel universe where the economy is shitty and its regimen is communist.  I wish I'd own a microbrewery.   [popcorn]
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NuTTs

#500
July 15, 2008, 06:44:38 AM
Quote from: desmopr on July 15, 2008, 06:31:07 AM
Granted!  But the 60s now is a parallel universe where the economy is shitty and its regimen is communist.  I wish I'd own a microbrewery.   [popcorn]
Granted. Just to make things better George W. is in charge and decides "them bubbles in beer is dangerous because of nucular weapons" and starts brewing rootbeer instead.

I wish for 1000 wishes

KnightofNi

#501
July 15, 2008, 08:51:15 AM
Quote from: NuTTs on July 15, 2008, 06:44:38 AM
Granted. Just to make things better George W. is in charge and decides "them bubbles in beer is dangerous because of nucular weapons" and starts brewing rootbeer instead.

I wish for 1000 wishes

you have 1000 wishes. however, due to failing to file form 1245-WI, you now owe the IRS 999 wishes. looks like you better wish to have that wish revoked.


i wish i found a job that i enjoyed rather than jsut tolerated.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

OwnyTony

#502
July 15, 2008, 08:59:11 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on July 15, 2008, 08:51:15 AM
you have 1000 wishes. however, due to failing to file form 1245-WI, you now owe the IRS 999 wishes. looks like you better wish to have that wish revoked.


i wish i found a job that i enjoyed rather than jsut tolerated.

You do find a job you enjoy, but the people that work there do not tolerate you so you are forced to leave the same day.

I wish that my wish for something positive could not be corrupted.

Monsterlover

#503
July 15, 2008, 04:15:29 PM
Granted, but there's so many great things to wish for, you can't decide and spend eternity in contemplation.

I wish [bacon] could be dispensed the same way paper towels in restrooms are 8)
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducatiz

#504
July 15, 2008, 04:19:02 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on July 15, 2008, 04:15:29 PM
Granted, but there's so many great things to wish for, you can't decide and spend eternity in contemplation.

I wish [bacon] could be dispensed the same way paper towels in restrooms are 8)

poof, it is, but like many places, the  [bacon] is peed on and the pee has dried by the time you get some.

i wish i could relive my college years with nothing weird happening except that i don't pine over the loss of my beautiful girlfriend from high school and spend the 4 years chasing girls who looked like her.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Buckethead

#505
July 15, 2008, 04:23:20 PM
*ding* You don't pine over the loss of your beautiful HS girlfriend. In fact, you reject the fairer sex altogether. Instead of spending 4 years trying to date girls who look like her you spend 4 years trying to date men who look like her father.

I wish 3 am weren't so near.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

ducatiz

#506
July 15, 2008, 05:14:19 PM
Quote from: Obsessed? on July 15, 2008, 04:23:20 PM
*ding* You don't pine over the loss of your beautiful HS girlfriend. In fact, you reject the fairer sex altogether. Instead of spending 4 years trying to date girls who look like her you spend 4 years trying to date men who look like her father.

I wish 3 am weren't so near.

some of these corrupted wishes are so off.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Buckethead

#507
July 15, 2008, 05:41:58 PM
Whassat?  ???

Cryin' "uncle?"   ;D  [evil]
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

MendoDave

#508
July 15, 2008, 06:31:44 PM
3AM is a long way off because it's 6:30PM now but U missed that Job inteview at 5PM where U get paid a million a year Just to Change Casey Stoners tires.

I wish I had a new bike every 6 months.

ducatiz

#509
July 15, 2008, 07:15:29 PM
Quote from: Obsessed? on July 15, 2008, 05:41:58 PM
Whassat?  ???

Cryin' "uncle?"   ;D  [evil]

nope, just too nonsequitor to be funny that's all..
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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