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Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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lethe

#127020
April 23, 2013, 06:21:06 PM
I just have monkey envy, our wildlife isn't quite as entertaining
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DarkMonster620

#127021
April 23, 2013, 06:40:09 PM
want a mermaid?
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

lethe

#127022
April 23, 2013, 06:45:26 PM
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on April 23, 2013, 06:40:09 PM
want a mermaid?
many a sailor left the bar with a mermaid just to wake up the next morning feeling the bristles of a manatee's mustache on the nape of their neck.
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DarkMonster620

#127023
April 23, 2013, 06:46:13 PM
Quote from: lethe on April 23, 2013, 06:45:26 PM
many a sailor left the bar with a mermaid just to wake up the next morning feeling the bristles of a manatee's mustache on the nape of their neck.

so, no rum . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

MendoDave

#127024
April 23, 2013, 06:48:10 PM
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on April 23, 2013, 06:40:09 PM
want a mermaid?

How do they get in the house with those fish tails?

I bet the dog would growl at her.

DarkMonster620

#127025
April 23, 2013, 06:57:46 PM
Quote from: Mendo Dave on April 23, 2013, 06:48:10 PM
How do they get in the house with those fish tails?

I bet the dog would growl at her.

they get legs once on dry land  . .. .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

lethe

#127026
April 23, 2013, 07:03:16 PM
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on April 23, 2013, 06:57:46 PM
they get legs once on dry land  . .. .
but their heads turn into fish heads and not a normal fish head either, those creepy deep sea fish with a light bulb on a stick coming out of their forehead
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DarkMonster620

#127027
April 23, 2013, 07:11:22 PM
not here . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#127028
April 23, 2013, 07:31:40 PM
evening
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Randimus Maximus

#127030
April 23, 2013, 07:38:28 PM
blarg.

ducpainter

#127031
April 23, 2013, 07:43:13 PM
OK
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


ducpainter

#127032
April 23, 2013, 07:43:34 PM
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


lethe

#127033
April 23, 2013, 07:48:40 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on April 23, 2013, 07:43:34 PM
That good?
it's the generic root beer found in the dollar store
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MendoDave

#127034
April 23, 2013, 07:51:07 PM
I just ordered a spark plug wire removal tool for the mercedes off Amazon. I should have checked the dollar store first. They might have one made of Chinesium that would break on the first use.
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